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Edited by IntrepidTurtle: 7/27/2015 9:52:57 PM
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37 Things Not To Do In A Public Bathroom

1. Playing "Footsies" from the other stall. 2. Mistaking the sink for a urinal. 3. Mistaking the urinal for a sink. 4. Asking if you can hold someone's hand. 5. Using the toilets as drums. 6. Saying "Let's go to candy mountain". 7. Asking if you can share a stall. 8. Giving out candy. 9. Asking for info about herpes medicine. 10. Brushing your teeth in front of the urinal. 11. Inadvertently shouting "Shut the fück up!" 12. Trying to share a Snickers with someone. 13. Slapping someone's ass while peeing. 14. Reading all the graffiti in the bathroom out loud. 15. Trying to sing "I'm an asshole" with others. 16. Making motorcycle sounds. 17. Replacing the air freshener with an air horn. 18. Scream "MOSH PIT! MOSH PIT!" 19. Asking if someone wants to see your wiener dog. 20. Mistaking another man for a toilet seat. 21. Penis Jousting 22. Asking someone to help zip your pants for you 23. Crossing the streams 24. Trick Shot Peeing 25. Selling lemonade 26. Eating a Corndog 27. Asking someone to wipe for you 28. Cheerios [Insert Lenny face here] 29. Conduct a study of how many people have circumcisions 30. Propose to strangers (Pants optional) 31. Trying to call the number in the stall written in blue marker in an attempt to hook up. 32. Replacing the toilet paper with duct tape 33. Dropping the soap 34. Screaming "AYY LMAO". They will find out about your alter-ego 35. Scream "[i]OH MY GOD, IT'S MOVING![/i]" 36. Finger-Painting 37. Recite the "Super Saiyan 3" quote by Goku while in a stall Do not attempt these. Next List: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/118960710/0/0 Edit: Hmm... 200... Noice... Edit: For the last time, jacking isn't going to make the list. Edit: Ayy. 300! Time to start kicking people off cliffs. Edit: Woah! 400! That's more than 399! Edit: 500... Wow. I think this is officially my most successful thread.
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