Day 1: Just got destiny, going to start the hunt for Bigfoot. Day 2: Haven't seen Bigfoot, even though I did find a caterpillar! Day 7: No trace of Bigfoot, but I'm starting to get annoyed by all these caterpillars, and zebras. I mean, c'mon, I live in -Blam!-ing America! We don't even have any damn zebras! Day 30: WOW, I've found 5 caterpillars, 2 hawks, 7 zebras, an antelope, and a -Blam!-ing elephant. Day 60: Okay, now I have a -Blam!-ing petting zoo! No -Blam!-ing Bigfoot, but virtually every other animal in existence! Even a -Blam!-ing Ahamkara! Thanks for nothing Bungievision! Day Who gives a -Blam!-: I've given up! I'm done! Screw you guys, I'm going home! After 1 season of Finding Bigfoot, we are sorry to tell you that Clark did not find Bigfoot, but instead was mauled by all of the zoo creatures he found along the way, even the -Blam!-ing caterpillar. That is all. Have a nice day.