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1/14/2005 5:15:18 PM
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Ask Dr. BISON .......

Hi I am Dr. Bison , I have studied women for the last 7 years in College, though I dont have a degree and am not a real Doctor I feel like I have been here long enough for a Ph D in this field. I am hear to consult any guys that need help with the ladies so feel free to ask me ANY questions! One member writes : " What should I do if a hot girl likes me " ? The best thing to do is treat her like crap, she will start to like you more and put out just to see if she can get you to commit to a relationship. Of course this back fires and we just like them less and respect them about as much as a stripper but hey at least we are getting some... Keep treating them like -blam!- until finally they get a clue and stop giving it up, then start being nicer and promise that you will change. This should give you at least 3 more months with the dumb -blam!- until her friends finally convince her that you really are an -blam!-... [Edited on 1/14/2005 3:36:17 PM]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teabaggin U Dear Dr. BISON First time writer long time reader. I have been a huge fan of yours for many years now and you have helped me through many problems. I have encountered a new problem and hope you can help. My problem is that I really enjoy "helping hotel workers over chairs". Every time I get caught doing this I have to buy my wife a multi million dollar piece of jewlery. My question is should I divorce her and give her half of my estate now, or chance it and just pony up for a new ring every time I get caught cheating? P.S. I have a lot of extra time now because I won't be able to work due to an on the job injury last night. K. Bryant[/quote] that was clever
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  • that doesn't work usually, but when it does the girl ends up being crazy....at least in my experience
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Link Lance See? Even the nerds laugh at you. [/quote] Are you calling me a [b] nerd? [/b]
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  • Dear Dr. BISON First time writer long time reader. I have been a huge fan of yours for many years now and you have helped me through many problems. I have encountered a new problem and hope you can help. My problem is that I really enjoy "helping hotel workers over chairs". Every time I get caught doing this I have to buy my wife a multi million dollar piece of jewlery. My question is should I divorce her and give her half of my estate now, or chance it and just pony up for a new ring every time I get caught cheating? P.S. I have a lot of extra time now because I won't be able to work due to an on the job injury last night. K. Bryant
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  • Not just sexist, but rude, offensive, and just plain stupid.
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  • Someone posting a sexcist comment in the flood big surprise.
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  • See? Even the nerds laugh at you. Flee to sunny Mexico
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  • It took you 7 years to learn that?
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  • Go find a nice hole, crawl in, and die. Please.
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  • jerk
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  • Robot people always like me.
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  • ... Right. I think [i]I[/i] got offended by that.
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