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1/9/2005 4:39:30 AM
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Dumb jokes my tennis teacher got from an 8 year old student(Im not 8)

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch. 3 girls are running from the police. One's blond, one's brunette, and one's redheaded. They decide to hide in potato sacks in a barn. The police ask the farmer to inspect the bags. The farmer kicks the first bag. The brunette says "Meow." and the farmer decides its just his cat. He kicks the next bag. The redhead says "Woof!" and the farmer decides its just his dog. The farmer kicks the last sack and the blonde says, "Potato, Potato!"
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] billstrom [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] un gato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Pocketses 2 guys walks into a bar. One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking. The other guy takes a seat at the counter. The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful." The guy says:"I'll be careful." "YOU'LL BE DEAD!" What movie is this from? everyone knows this. [/quote] Star Trek! In continuing with the bad joke theme.[/quote] ahem , its star wars. How many bungie employees does it take to change a lightbulb? 7 Why did the chicken crosss the road? Because durandal told it to.[/quote] bungie would do something like gather 7 people to change a lightbulb... just because they can...
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] un gato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Pocketses 2 guys walks into a bar. One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking. The other guy takes a seat at the counter. The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful." The guy says:"I'll be careful." "YOU'LL BE DEAD!" What movie is this from? everyone knows this. [/quote] Star Trek! In continuing with the bad joke theme.[/quote] ahem , its star wars. How many bungie employees does it take to change a lightbulb? 7 Why did the chicken crosss the road? Because durandal told it to.
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  • What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug What do you call a guy without a shovel? Dougless What do you call a person with one leg shorter then the other? Ilean (First letter is an "i", second "L") What do you call a monkey with pie in his ears? Anything you want. Monkeys don't know English. What do you call a clown with a gun? Trigger happy. Isn't it against the forum rules to tell bad jokes? >> Kritz
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  • What do you call the Pope on drugs? The High Priest HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA- Oh...broke a rib...
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  • What do you call a Fish with no eyes? Fsh
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrPocketses 2 guys walks into a bar. One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking. The other guy takes a seat at the counter. The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful." The guy says:"I'll be careful." "YOU'LL BE DEAD!" What movie is this from? everyone knows this.[/quote] Star Wars: A New Hope The bar scene, where Luke sits next to the guy with tube sacks on his face and the dude that has the michael jackson nose. [Edited on 1/9/2005 12:58:35 AM]
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  • vaca redonda i will take you in tennis any time any place home boy
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  • try it youll like it
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  • What does it do?
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  • haha, alt+F4 closes the current window... and other hotkeys are Alt+Tab (dunno how to explain that one) and Ctrl+V (A spammer's favorite hotkey)
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  • What does alt4 do?
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  • Q: How many boring men does it take to change a light bulb?? A: One.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Pocketses 2 guys walks into a bar. One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking. The other guy takes a seat at the counter. The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful." The guy says:"I'll be careful." "YOU'LL BE DEAD!" What movie is this from? everyone knows this. [/quote] Star Trek! In continuing with the bad joke theme.
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  • 2 guys walks into a bar. One guy turns to meet some old friends and is talking. The other guy takes a seat at the counter. The guy next to the guy at the counter says:"My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better be careful." The guy says:"I'll be careful." "YOU'LL BE DEAD!" What movie is this from? everyone knows this.
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  • No i didn't. I actually fooled him and now he uses it. There are people who don't know simple shortcuts like alt+tab and alt+F4. I know most shortcuts.
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  • why did the piggy cross the road? Because the butcher was right behind him!!!
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  • "never listen to davester88's alt-f4 trick. Try it if you want but you wont be happy " please tell me you did fall for the alt-F4 trick...
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  • Hehe :) Two guys walk into a Bar. The third ducks.
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  • a guy walks into a bar and orders beer. the bartender ask's "Why are you here?" the guy sais "For a drink." HAHAHAHAHHA
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