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4/24/2012 11:09:33 AM
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dolphins are great! (idk why but this might offend some sort of prude)

>Is it a right to get a sex change, it is also a right to change his species. If I want to operate a fin constructed of cartilage from the elements and yet is a resistance in the water, and skin from my back (if possible), then I'll do it. We believe that people and DHB: ers can live in peace, but we realize that not everyone is as open-minded and that extensive work will be required to speak, reprogram those who are against us. When the Bestiality (-blam!- contact between humans and animals) is allowed, it can be seen as a sign that the Swedish government encourages species to experiment. Some of us want to do this with the dolphins, but the association has no official position on the issue of tidelags be or not be. To molest, or otherwise harm the dolphins, we believe, of course reprehensible. Intersection, by means of genetic engineering, or perhaps in another way, between humans and dolphins, hoping one day lead to a new species, a hybrid between a human and dolphin, sees the light. Until that beautiful day comes, we can only hope to get all the sympathy and encouragement along the way. Artbyte is one step closer to our utopia. Source: http://www.svedimf.3w.se/ (Literal translation by Google Translate) More facts that make dolphins superior to females: -Dolphins are capable of manipulating their -blam!-l muscles to provide maximum pleasure. Women cannot. -Dolphins excrete a substance which allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your -blam!- remains in her -blam!-. Women cannot. -Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women not only can, but enjoy doing so. -Dolphins don't mind you being intimate with another dolphin. A woman will kill you if you're with another woman. -Dolphins don't mind if you ejaculate inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can't even get pregnant. -Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a standard of currency and aren't consumerists like the majority of women. -If you are a submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound girl who won't scare anyone. -Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbant amounts of money on them. -Dolphins give it up easily -Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men. -Dolphins do not organize Dolphinwalk -You can ride a dolphin through the ocean -Dolphins, generally, are smarter than women. -Dolphins don't complain about "equal work for equal pay" So tell me Flood: why haven't you turned to dolphin? [Edited on 04.24.2012 3:21 AM PDT]
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  • A prude? What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.

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