Wall of text incoming Stranger: STAR You: fuc You: TEXAS You: TEXAS Stranger: WHERE'S YOUR SQUAD? You: I was hoping....You would know Stranger: OPEN FIRE Stranger: PEW PEW PEW Stranger: Kill confirmed. You: Dumbass You: You're shooting friendlies You: BLUE ON BLUE You: -blam!- Stranger: Hai mahn dont h8 da system You: GET ME A MEDIC You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Stranger: YOU ASKED NO WHISKEY HOTEL Stranger: DON'T WORRY Stranger: I'LL GET YOU ONE You: OH MAN Stranger: ZERO ONE TWO I REPEAT You: I'M BLEEDING OUT Stranger: WE NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE Stranger: HANG IN THERE You: TELL MA MAMMA I DID MY BEST Stranger: I ONLY SHOT YOU IN THE -blam!- FOOT Stranger: I DON'T KNOW YOUR MAMMA You: BUT MAAAA MAMA DONT YOU CRY, MARINE CORPS MOTTO IS DO OR DIE Stranger: BUT Stranger: BUT Stranger: NOBODY LIKES CORPS You: Oh mate You: I'm bleeding out here You: Help me Stranger: I am! You: Why did you shoot me? Stranger: Look! Stranger: There's the chopper Stranger: Because you didn't reply! Stranger: With Whiskey Hotel You: I told you I dont know where my squad is You: I got lost You: Missed the DZ by about 6km Stranger: Oh yeah Stranger: now it all makes sense Stranger: sorry bro Stranger: hope it works out for ya Stranger: It's dark in this room Stranger: and our night vision isn't working You: Here You: Take mine You: I probably wont need it Stranger: *cries* Stranger: NO! Stranger: You will! Stranger: See! Stranger: There's the chopper Stranger: I only shot your foot bro You: The blood You: Too much blood Stranger: No! You: Think this is a ticket home? Stranger: Look, we're giving you blood supply now Stranger: No! Stranger: We're in the chopper Stranger: dammit Stranger: *fires out of chopper* Stranger: it's getting hot out here! You: WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT Stranger: PILOT! HOW ARE WE DOING? Stranger: FUC-blam!--blam!--blam!- Stranger: WE'RE GOING DOWN Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUCK You: NOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: *crashes* You: I CANT GO THROUGH ANOTHER BLACK HAWK DOWN Stranger: *crashes* Stranger: Are you alive? Stranger: *fires whilst talking to you* You: Maybe You: Are we both dead? Stranger: No soldier! We're against the Reapers Stranger: OH WAIT Stranger: THAT'S A BAD ENDING Stranger: LOL Stranger: no but seriously Stranger: we're in debris! You: Here mate You: It's all my spare ammo and kit Stranger: We're in a slum in Baghdad You: I cant go on Stranger: No! Stranger: We're surrounded You: I'll hold em off Stranger: Get your pistol! Stranger: We're calling evac Stranger: *bullets whiz* Stranger: -blam!- Stranger: I'm hit You: NOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: *falls on floor Stranger: KEEP FIRING You: *Act of courage* Stranger: *throws grenade* Stranger: we need evac now! You: Dont worry mate, I'll get you out of here Stranger: I got shot in the upper chest Stranger: :( Stranger: OH -blam!- You: DONT WORRY You: IM A MEDIC Stranger: WAT Stranger: Shhh! Stranger: Wait Stranger: There coming to check the dead bodies Stranger: *whispers: pretend your dead* You: *Acts dead* Stranger: *shhh* Stranger: *steady now* Stranger: *whispers: knife him* Stranger: *pulls trooper down* You: *Stab* Stranger: Good job soldier Stranger: What do we do now? Stranger: Evac is coming Stranger: But there's anti air You: Radio back to high command You: We need a HAHO insertion Stranger: This is Crump Oscar Delta, we need HAHO insertion Stranger: Anyone on the radio!? You: GOD DAMN IT You: WE ARE DOWN Stranger: -blam!- You: WE NEED HELP Stranger: -blam!-, a helicoper crashed the road ahead You: IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? Stranger: I DON'T WANNA DIE MAN You: Mate this is bad You: Look You: Over there You: It's the old army base Stranger: damn! Stranger: if we can only get there Stranger: give me a moment, I'm gonna lose my equipment You: Here Stranger: *only equips pistol* You: I have a plan You: *Puts on dead trooper outfit* Stranger: Can you walk or do you want me to pick you up? You: I'll pretend you're my prisoner, kill another trooper and take his outfit Stranger: What happens if our men see us in there uniform? Stranger: Remember, the base is nearby You: We whisper texas Stranger: They could kill us on sight Stranger: Fair enough Stranger: Can you walk? You: I should be fine, how are you? You: You got shot in the chest Stranger: I think I'm ok You: Here take this bio foam Stranger: I need some assistance though asap Stranger: *takes it* Stranger: no -blam!- You: Right, try and act...Prisonery Stranger: ok Stranger: well Stranger: I have been shot Stranger: let's go You: *Walks to old base* Stranger: you talk You: Hmmm You: Where the hell is everyone Stranger: -blam!- Stranger: what are we gonna do man Stranger: I don't wanna die Stranger: I don't wanna die man You: Dont worry You: *Drop kicks gate open* You: Look! Stranger: Check for any med supplies for both of us You: Right over there, heli on the runway Stranger: Can you pilot? Stranger: or is there one in there Stranger: I can't see Stranger: my vision is blurred Stranger: I'm losing blood man! You: Don't worry, I'm gonna get you home Stranger: *cries* You: *throws you into helicopter* You: Alrightyyy, shouldn't be that hard to fly a helicopter. Stranger: We're -blam!- You: Dont worry mate You: I got it off the ground You: AA doesn't seem to notice us Stranger: Keep ascending Stranger: You got the GPS? You: Nah, fly low Stranger: You could just auto pilot it Stranger: THERE's ANTI AIR Stranger: *THERE'S You: It's harder to hit us if we fly low Stranger: How so? You: + the tree line will mask the sound Stranger: Alright Stranger: I trust you Stranger: Let's fly to the naval base Stranger: we can land there Stranger: can you see the cruiser? You: I think I see it Stranger: I'll send a message to them over the tele prompter Stranger: Ok, we are clear for landing You: Oh -blam!-, I hate parallel landings Stranger: fuuuuuck Stranger: take your time You: *Lands helicopter* *Breaks helicopter* You: -blam!- You: you alright? Stranger: -blam!- SAKE Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I guess You: Dont worry You: It only cost a few million dollars Stranger: It's the taxpayers money anyway Stranger: harharhar Stranger: I can walk to the med station, thanks Stranger: you coming? You: Yeah Stranger: Alright then Stranger: *THE END*