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6/21/2008 8:24:50 PM
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I'm going pro

I know many of you have probably read my posts and enjoyed hearing stories about my 1337ness. I know you enjoy my stories about feats you could never acheive such as my Gruffball Killtacular, but at the same time an amazing player like me can relate to the common player in the hatred for the scum known as Generals. They are all boosters and cheaters. Now on to my announcement. First I must warn you, I will always be here on the forums for you people. For the people that are always awestruck when they see an amazing player such as myself, but soon you will also be able to see me elsewhere. For I, Naked n00b, have decided to become a pro Halo player. Yes, I will be joining the MLG. During my time at MLG I hope to take it away from the noobs that have overcome the great sport known as Halo. I will give you a little background on my pro career though. My team name is GR8 Strippin. I do not have any other teammates, but I do not feel that to be a problem. I am confident that I can defeat the MLG noobs. My first major task however, will be to level the playing field. When I go to the MLG I know I will be facing some of the biggest noobs around, but to outplay them I must convince MLG to change the rules. First off, I must get them to change the starting weapon. Everyone knows that only BR noobs use the BR. Who wants to battle some one from long range when you can charge and melee with an AR? The next change I will make is to replace the snipers with shotguns. I know the Mauler already functions as a close range weapon, but as preciously stated close range weapons such as the AR, shotgun, sword and hammer all take an immense amount more skill than the pitiful sniper. Next I will fix the scoring. No longer will you kill all the people you can, only to have a guy in the corner with a skull score 200 points. No longer will you spend all game looking for the skull only to realize the other team found flags and scored with them some how. There will only be one kind of score. Next up I will add Gruffball to MLG. I know many of you probably have never heard of Gruffball, but it has been a Double Exp weekend a few times. It uses the ultimate skill combo of the hammer and sword and I once got a Killtacular in it. It involves a Orange player blowing up to score points, but I'm not completely sure how it works. The next added playlist will be Infection. I am the best on this gametype. I even have a secret hiding spot on the Pit that allows me to be super pro. I think this will be a lot better than the current MLG playlists because it doesn't let noobs sit back with long range weapons and pick people off. Now you may be wondering, Why have you decided to become pro now Naked? We always knew you were super 1337. Well the answer is simple. I have seen many people in Matchmaking with MLG in their gamertag. I have even beat one or two of them. Most of the ones I saw were either General cheaters or BR/Sniper noobs. Now I'm sure there are a few legit ones out there. I have run into some amazing MLG AR players, but I'm just saying, these MLG players were garbage. They inspired me to take over the MLG circuit and become the best player the game has ever seen. I know I will be missed on the forums. If there are any MLG Infection or Gruffball players out there that would like to watch a true MLG All-Star, don't hesitate to drop into my custom games.. I will be doing a lot of practicing in custom games and since I am the only one on my team I will probably be the only ones in my games. When I make it big, I will never forget the people that first supported me here on the Bnet forums. [Edited on 07.06.2008 8:42 AM PDT]
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  • Hahaha! I laugh. You jokester you.
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  • gr8 strippin.......*chuckle*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlitzBladeX Seriously, do you take time to think up each of these hilarious threads, or do you just wing it and make it up as you type? [/quote] i think i can speak on behalf of the hilarious thread foundation we wing it
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  • Seriously, do you take time to think up each of these hilarious threads, or do you just wing it and make it up as you type?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NationalSWAT991 To the OP; You've just wasted your time writing all of that! I didn't find that funny at all nor amusing. But what will be amusing is how many people will flame you back.[/quote]Yes! Zero!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Afraid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nickyfour92 *Reports *Gets popcorn *Waits for morons who will think he is serious[/quote] This was a pretty humorous thread, how does it break the rules?[/quote] no idea i made a thread like this earlier except mocking the AR/BR debate my post got shut down too think its something about being awesome bungie dont like it
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nickyfour92 *Reports *Gets popcorn *Waits for morons who will think he is serious[/quote] This was a pretty humorous thread, how does it break the rules?
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  • a for effort b for funny nice, but keep trying i assume this is your first sarcy thread? [Edited on 07.26.2008 9:51 PM PDT]
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  • Wow how did I miss this thread when it first came out. 10/10 Hilarious.
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  • lmfao
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  • screw that MLG crap, i'm going HLG!
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  • Its weird to see my old posts on the front page. This one is real old.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMinisteve Good luck proving you're the best of the best. Remember: Don't aim for the head, they're expecting that![/quote] rofl
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  • these replies are gonna be hilarious
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  • I cpngratulate Naked N00B again for being one of the few Halo players out there that knows its just a game and a fun way to relax and play with friends. I admire your sense of humor, keep up the good work!
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  • I miss you naked n00b.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NationalSWAT991 To the OP; You've just wasted your time writing all of that! I didn't find that funny at all nor amusing. But what will be amusing is how many people will flame you back.[/quote] Oh, so it doesn't matter that it made tons of people laugh, but since [b]you[/b] didn't find it funny he completely wasted his time. Yeah, that's called self centered. Bacon eater. Gr8 Strippin' might be the funniest thing I've even seen on these forums. Haha XD
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nicjgoat yer threads are usually the ghey anyway.[/quote] Always good to hear from fans.
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  • ahahaha you are so funny I love your posts so much!
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  • yer threads are usually the ghey anyway.
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  • Good luck naked! Show those n00bs who the 1337 master superintendent is!
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  • Awww he got reported? I guess some people just dont know sarcasm/joking when they see it
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  • lol, kick strongside in the balls for me :) [Edited on 07.06.2008 9:15 AM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 During my time at MLG I hope to take it away from the noobs that have overcome the great sport known as Halo. [/quote] halo isnt and never will be a sport
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NationalSWAT991 To the OP; You've just wasted your time writing all of that! I didn't find that funny at all nor amusing. But what will be amusing is how many people will flame you back.[/quote] I thought it was funny...so did everybody else. not to mention i havent see one person flaming this thread yet.
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  • well it could have been on my old accounts lets see recently it would be rampidSARS or MLG Breezy
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