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6/4/2004 1:54:48 AM
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Ugly Webmaster Letters

Everyone's favorite [url=http://www.bungie.net/Inside/CustomPage.aspx?section=LettersToTheWebmaster&subsection=Main&page=14]Man in Gorilla Suit Wearing Cowboy Hat[/url] dishes out "advice" and bile in equal measure.
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  • That is completely uncalled for. That is discrimination against the follicully impared. You should be taken up with the B.M.E.A (Bald Mens Emotion Agency)
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D von 8-O Obbi, I think you've hurt Frankie's feelings.[/quote] Bald people don't have feelings.
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  • One would almost feel sorry for the guy...
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  • 8-O Obbi, I think you've hurt Frankie's feelings.
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  • He's probably 35, but it doesn't matter; he's still a loser.
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  • Does anyone know Frankies real age, one guy was making fun of him caling him a 35 year old loser. anyone know his real age.
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  • anyways, its just a bungie employee with a foul mouth(sort of like me) mouthn off to public
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  • sure they are
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  • Dude, there is an edit button. Use it. Yeah anyway, those messages are pure genius.
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  • And Obbi's servin sarcastic sandwichs constantly, so, there is really no point in stayn in this part of tha forum
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  • Sorry, A Guerilla In a Suit Wearing A Cowboy Hat
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  • seriously tha links even called Man In A Guerilla Suit Wearing A Hat
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  • Cmon guys. a dude in a gorilla suit that needs anger management its much more sadder than cool
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  • Im so happy my pointless e-mail that i wrote a month or so ago made it to the webmaster
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  • Yup The webmaster letters. Always a good read.
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  • [quote]Stephen's stream of pseudo-consciousness appears to have meandered into my mailbox like errant hobo-urine.[/quote] i think thats the best descriptive i have ever read.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terminus Die!!!! * Reachs for gun and accidently pulls out a bouquet of flowers*[/quote] *yawn*
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  • Die!!!! * Reachs for gun and accidently pulls out a bouquet of flowers*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terminus I feel warm and tinglely inside.[/quote] Bad Frankie. *swats Frankie's hand*
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  • I feel warm and tinglely inside.
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  • [quote]The above letter demonstrates perfectly why email should be a privilege and not a right. Stephen's stream of pseudo-consciousness appears to have meandered into my mailbox like errant hobo-urine. There's no response to any of these questions, since they're basically the brain's equivalent of a violent bowel-evacuation, but I would like to point out that this letter is far from a freak. As a matter of fact it's tragically typical.[/quote] HAHAHAHAHA Yeah.
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  • [quote]If you look very carefully, you will see that Janet Jackson's ladybump is obscured by a Bungie sticker during the superbowl wardrobe malfunction.[/quote] [color=crimson]*steals [b]ObbiQuiet[/b]'s phrase* That made me cry an emo tear. ;][/color]
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  • I'm sure the monkey suit boy hung my love letter next to his bed, and he stares longingly into it every night.
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  • Ahh, my favourite man in a gorilla suit.
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  • *sheds an emo tear* My love letter never made it.
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  • SCORE! I was waiting FOREVER for those to be updated. Pure hilario.
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