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5/31/2008 6:48:49 PM
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Bungie's new map revealed (now with agreement count)

I have seen countless threads discussing Smuggler. Come on people. Isn't it obvious? What map would make the community happier than ever? What map is undeniably linked to the Smuggler name and the clues given by Bungie? Of course if you are not a retarded baboon you will know its LOCKOUT!!! I am so excited for Lockout. I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure. Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now. Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had Shotgun Many guns Under glass Glass Green room Library Enough guns Rooms Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand. [quote] REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. [8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure. REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request. REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE Still waiting for maintenance and security detail. [24 hours] elapsed since request. REPORT: SECURITY BREACH LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced a security breach via emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits. Emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits have been placed in recursive mode to contain unauthorized hostile lifeforms. Request emergency security detail. Still waiting for primary maintenance and security detail. [2512332 hours, 14 minutes, 6 seconds]elapsed since initial request. REPORT: DERELICTION OF DUTY 2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security. [/quote] That is taken directly from the weekly update. Lets start at the top. "Containment Failure" Clearly this means they were going to remake the map Containment, but failed. So naturally they move to Lockout. LF .Xx. 3273 Now come on. If you don't understand chinese Binary then you should just stop reading now. For those of you who actually know how to comprehend Chinese binary you will understand how this clearly points to a Lockout remake. Next we have "research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. " Now I'm no Shakespeare expert, but I am positive this came from his famous sonnet called "The Lockout" Its all coming together. Then there is "[8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure." Eight minutes just happens to be the average time it took to play one game on Lockout. I've tested this several thousand times to be sure. Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request" 32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security." lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence. Maintenance and security. Lockout had bad maintenance and security. Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to. Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls. I think this whole argument is the only evidence we need. Clearly if you disagree you still don't get it. Don't even waste my time. I can't wait until we have a real Lockout to play on. [u]OFFCIAL AGREEMENT COUNT[/u] Agreed- 134 Disagree - 70 [Edited on 06.02.2008 8:29 PM PDT]
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  • hey look at this Chiron tl 34 back wards is 43ltnorihc CHUCK NORRIS WILL BE ON PURPLE REIGN!!! OMG OMG OMG yeah sarcasm just in case u dint figure it out
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  • *Facepalm* Troll.
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  • Old School Naked N00b
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  • If you like this thread then look at my group [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/202717/Group/GroupHome.aspx]The Humor of Halo[/url]
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  • I can't believe this is still going
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  • lol
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  • Remake of Blackout!!!!!!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NSOlson is this guy serious?!? come on, the green room isnt green, they replaced a 'magical' light lift with a fan, bungie isnt going to make an exact copy and the thing how about you spell it backwards or whatever, thats just a plain coinicidence!![/quote] Ummm, not a coincidence. Its pretty much a defining trait.
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  • is this guy serious?!? come on, the green room isnt green, they replaced a 'magical' light lift with a fan, bungie isnt going to make an exact copy and the thing how about you spell it backwards or whatever, thats just a plain coinicidence!!
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  • best thread ever
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  • I always like to drop in and see what idiots open their mouths. Never fails for a laugh.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Liu Xuande This thread is 7 pages long and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I were the first person to know this is a joke thread.[/quote] I know, it's just F-u-n-n-y, Funny!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Benergizer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 Geez, just let this die already, I'm getting sick of it.[/quote]Sick of what? The unending hilarity of people tragically failing to grasp the sublime humor underlying the heavy genius of sarcasm? Win.[/quote] Woo I'm a genius.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 Geez, just let this die already, I'm getting sick of it.[/quote]Sick of what? The unending hilarity of people tragically failing to grasp the sublime humor underlying the heavy genius of sarcasm? Win.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 Geez, just let this die already, I'm getting sick of it.[/quote] Sorry man, gotta live with it.
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  • Geez, just let this die already, I'm getting sick of it.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Death Jester117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kirsdarkenvar Epic success![/quote][/quote]
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  • Personally I think it's a remake of Guardian.
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  • i actually think it may be lockout. for reals. lockout has a flood containment breach. its on delta halo. its a colder/lowered temp environment. and blackout sucks. good day
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf Smuggler- possible rebel ship, flood infested in amber clad. purple reign- takes place on high charity BEFORE flood infestation. (not a gemini remake, bungie has announced so.) moonbase alpha- a space platform, possible mythic counterpart to foundry, takes place on UNSC mac gun platform.[/quote] Ooh, Moonbase Alpha's on a MAC platform? Must have missed that! 1337! EDIT: Double post. My bad. [Edited on 06.02.2008 11:17 PM PDT]
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  • This isn't serious, right? I lol'd to an epic degree at this.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HasHasu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Lord Revan x Congrats Bigger Dumbass! You took the OP's thread to be serious instead of amusing! Awesome job there my friend! Woohoo for intelligent people who recognize sarcasm![/quote] I should probably see how many people get it and how many don't[/quote] Yeah, I bet if you just put "How many people know what sarcasm is:(whatever number)" and then "How many people don't: (whatever number)" at the beginning of the main post, people still wouldn't see it and would still think you were serious. [/quote] Officially added the Agreement count at the end of the post. As of the update it is 134 get it and 70 don't
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ILINI1 Oh jesus christ you put glass twice. Are you mentally retarded seriously? Watch I can do it too. Middle Inside Downstairs Shotgun Has grenades In middle there's a sword Play alot Oh MAI gAWdd!!!11!1 thistotaly mens ther brinin midship to halo3 ist gona be the best hing eva!!!11!!1![/quote] And the ignorance goes on!
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  • Oh jesus christ you put glass twice. Are you mentally retarded seriously? Watch I can do it too. Middle Inside Downstairs Shotgun Has grenades In middle there's a sword Play alot Oh MAI gAWdd!!!11!1 thistotaly mens ther brinin midship to halo3 ist gona be the best hing eva!!!11!!1!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Lord Revan x Congrats Bigger Dumbass! You took the OP's thread to be serious instead of amusing! Awesome job there my friend! Woohoo for intelligent people who recognize sarcasm![/quote] I should probably see how many people get it and how many don't[/quote] Yeah, I bet if you just put "How many people know what sarcasm is:(whatever number)" and then "How many people don't: (whatever number)" at the beginning of the main post, people still wouldn't see it and would still think you were serious.
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  • I love how even on the tenth page, there are still a flood of people that aren't even competent enough to read other people's posts explaining that this is sarcasm, nevermind competent enough to read past the first paragraph of the OP. I am amazed. [Edited on 06.02.2008 7:57 PM PDT]
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