>23 years old
>first date in 5 years
>taking 9/10 girl out to dinner
>pick her up from her home
>ultra nervous
>drive to restaurant
>McDonald's
>lol jk
>Joke eases tension
>actually a fancy Italian restaurant
>dinner goes well
>go to take Cheque
>search pockets for wallet
>404 wallet not found
>ohfuçk.jpg
>realise I left it in the car
>brb
>walk out the door
>fall to the floor
>everybody do the Dinosaur
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Necro outta no where
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tfw no gf isn't merely a remark that means you are without a girlfriend. It carries with it an overarching theme of loneliness and isolation; a statement that has rung true in every social situation and fleeting moment of happiness. From a poorly adjusted child, to an unpopular teenager, and then finally to a weird and alienating adult, the feeler blossoms with the help of anxiety and a repellent personality. At every stage, however, one thing has always been clear. This is how it will always be. No medication, no bandage of therapy will reverse the crimes against your reputation and change you into a person that anyone will ever love, or even want to spend time with. Human interaction trickles to a stop. Black paper is taped over the windows. Fingers move across the keyboard. >tfw no gf
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This makes my leg feel like its in pain everytime.
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Saw it coming this time, asshole.
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LOL implying I didnt get mcdonalds on mine and my fiances first date.
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[quote]>23 years old >first date in 5 years >taking 9/10 girl out to dinner >pick her up from her home >ultra nervous >drive to restaurant >McDonald's >lol jk >Joke eases tension >actually a fancy Italian restaurant >dinner goes well >go to take Cheque >search pockets for wallet >404 wallet not found >ohfuçk.jpg >realise I left it in the car >brb >walk out the door >fall to the floor >everybody do the Dinosaur[/quote] »shit desticles are coming and runs leaves gf behind
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But.....im too busy walking like an Egyptian
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Where is my Bel Air goddammit?!
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Omg lol
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*looks around* Well gentlemen, it appears that we have teleported into a parallel universe where B.net, Reddit, Tumblr and 4chan are one big super forum.
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People be all butthurt all up in dis bitch. Shoo.
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Aww shieeeeeeeet
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Ayyyyyyy lmao
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Ayy lmao
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69/96 would kink ¡||°°m¡n@+¡ confirmed 420 *ayy.lmao*
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[quote]>Be me[/quote] I'd rather not
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But what happened next? I can't handle that cliffhanger...
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Lost me at be me
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( • _ •)
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>Goes on bungie.net >Greentexts like he's on 4chan End yourself.
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MUH SPAGHETTI
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So I'm you ok what I'm a gonna do first *opens cabinet * *picks up gun* *points gun at face* ... [spoiler]cliff hanger[/spoiler]
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">be me" Sudoku yourself immediately.
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Got me, but I kinda expected it. 9/10 You got an extra point for using that song.
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10/10 would read again.