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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.
The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.
My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.
I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(
[Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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so you bought them a new one without them knowing?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] B3OWULF [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaverdian First of all, you fed it a -blam!- fudgecicle. Second of all, you sprayed with a damn hose? What were you thinking? It was a goddamn parrot! A parrot![/quote] GOWSam has written several other fairly intelligent posts. I find it difficult to believe that someone with his intelligence would do something so ignorant. Plus, I doubt that a neighbor would have trusted him with something so precious if he wasn't anything but completely trustworthy and competent. A neighbor that treated him as he described wouldn't then give him the keys to their house (or allow him to take their "child" into his), and ask for his help. Someting doesn't "compute" here...[/quote] Leave it to the genius to figure it out :P. -Shakes B3OWULF's hand.-[/quote] Hire the maphia to kill the old couple when they return. That way they can't get you in trouble :)
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Dont do a Meet the Parents you know what happened.
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:o Wow this is back to life? Strange haha. Anyway ^^ nah they haven't said a thing yet... hmmm we should let this die now. [Edited on 04.12.2008 10:35 AM PDT]
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have they came yet?
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well u know im not 1 4 lyin mayb u should tell em the truth,and get urself killed!!!!! just make up some witty story
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :([/quote] that's crazy!! I would be stressing out like crazy.. I think telling the truth is the best way to go and offer them money for a new one.. [Edited on 03.21.2008 5:55 AM PDT]
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Oh yeah and "Soi, Soi, Soi, Soi, Soi, Soi, Soi!" [Edited on 03.21.2008 5:46 AM PDT]
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This makes me happy that I'm late for school :)
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Dude... okay, here's the plan. Leave a note, and "go on vacation", changing your name and everything. Lol, but seriously, that's just... wow.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeraphvsIvdicii I don't get why this thread is still open. The story was unbelievable enough when the OP said he shared a Fudgecicle with an exotic bird (which is not only unhygenic but demonstrates an utter disregard for the bird's health), but then he sprays the thing with a hose to fix its stuck beak. Or rather, he never did either of those things, because the whole affair never happened and you're all being taken for a ride on the short bus.[/quote]I agree about the Fudgecicle part. It's just common sense to not feed an exotic parrot a fudgecicle.
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I don't get why this thread is still open. The story was unbelievable enough when the OP said he shared a Fudgecicle with an exotic bird (which is not only unhygenic but demonstrates an utter disregard for the bird's health), but then he sprays the thing with a hose to fix its stuck beak. Or rather, he never did either of those things, because the whole affair never happened and you're all being taken for a ride on the short bus. [Edited on 03.21.2008 4:43 AM PDT]
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I don't mean to come off as an ass here, but I find this both really sad and hilarious. Just the fact that you killed a rare parrot with a fudgecicle. I'm sorry but that makes me roflcopter. On the other hand I would hate to be in your shoes and I really do pity your situation, I would feel soo awful.
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look just tell them the truth and.... well get the the new bird, be willin g to spend a couple of hundred dollars i am sorry =[
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bosna live dude you got off lucky.. if the man screamed its good u lied, or u would have paid a new bird. U gotta be glad its al over now... SO what did the man scream to u ? :P[/quote] Stuff about owing him money and how I've put his wife through chaos yada yada yada..[/quote] Well maybe its not over yet... good luck anyways
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That was one of the most bizarre stories I have heard in quite a long time. Bravo.
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Well, you fed a parrot ice-cream, attempted to pull open it's beak and sprayed it with a hose, all of these events caused th parrot's heart to explode. You could buy a new parrot, but as you've said, it's exotic and expensive I suggest just facing the music and confessing. There's no easy way out of this. You've screwed up. That's it. Now it's time to take your punishment.
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So..... You tried to feed the bird a fudgesicle? Why the HELL would you do that?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bosna live dude you got off lucky.. if the man screamed its good u lied, or u would have paid a new bird. U gotta be glad its al over now... SO what did the man scream to u ? :P[/quote] Stuff about owing him money and how I've put his wife through chaos yada yada yada..
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It's heart EXPLODED? epic lulz edit: DO A BARREL ROLL! [Edited on 03.20.2008 1:12 PM PDT]
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Kill your neighbors...
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dude you got off lucky.. if the man screamed its good u lied, or u would have paid a new bird. U gotta be glad its al over now... SO what did the man scream to u ? :P
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Ok they came back. I told them it died of a rare heart disease the previous night. They got a bit sad and the woman cried. I left the house, and went back to my place un-noticed. They knocked for me 30 mins later, and the man started screaming at me. I told them it was an accident, and the woman just told him to leave me, it wasn't my fault. They went back to their house, haven't heard from them since. -_-
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many birds are allergic to chocolate, same as dogs and many other animals from what i understand. we can't give our conur chocolate and our dog use to get raging diarrhea from it.
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SO .... .. what ended up happening. This thread started a few days ago . . . . . .people should be back by now right?
