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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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GOWSam

Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...

So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :( [Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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  • They the hell did you feed it a fudgepop? Just tell them that you're a complete loser and thought it'd be funny to spray it with the water hose.
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  • Oh, and the best course of action? [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XUTBJIV93w]he was pining for the fjords[/url]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam Holy crap it's alive...[/quote] and the one who revived it gets a stake in his heart.
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  • tell her it's in a coma
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Socket29 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Socket29 Well, you shouldn't have fed it the fudgecicle. What the heck? Just tell them it die, and try to get the feathers all nice and dry and in order.[/quote] Yeah, I just gave it the tiniest bit (I'm no good with animals - but my dads old dog use to eat these fudge sweets all the time - so i thought it was ok)[/quote] Are they nice neighbors? how old are you? MAn, I pity you... I have a leopard gecko. that was completely off topic.[/quote] no way!!! i have a leopard gecko too!! his name is lepo. lepo teh gecko
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  • Holy crap it's alive...
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  • Don't tell them you "Killed it." Tell them it just died.
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  • That sucks.
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  • Lol, fudgecicle.
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  • you should start putting anything that has to do with parrots into your speech whenever you see them
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  • omfg wtf parrots cant eat chocolate wow nice job
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  • Jesus Christ! Let this thread die goddamn it!
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  • They already got home everyone. The OP said it a few pages back. And for the love of god OP please do this: you should start putting anything that has to do with parrots into your speech whenever you see them
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  • you should call them right away no matter what time it is for them and just tell them so theres no surprises when they get home . this is a good idea especially because they will have time too cool off and come up with a logical resolution by the time theyre vacation is up.. besides it will be a tremendus load off of your chest ( i shuld know .. dont ask me how .. just trust me )
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  • Turn it into chili and feed it to them.
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  • Hi guys. Whats goin on in this thread? Just kidding but OP lol, you should start putting anything that has to do with parrots into your speech whenever you see them. It can be names of parrots, a type of parrot, a location with parrots. It dosent even have to be the full word. Just do it.
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  • come on guys, just let this joke die already. we paid for the burial service and everything. [Edited on 04.12.2008 12:36 PM PDT]
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  • Its heart [i]exploded[/i]? Shenanigins!
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  • Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fudgesicle.
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  • Who the hell brought this back to life?
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  • Thanks for the concern everyone, but this issue has been dealt with a long time ago. Stop posting please or this will start to look suspicious xP
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  • Tell the truth.If not the lies will only get bigger and so will the consequences.So do the right thing and just say it was all an accident and how tried your best.Don't worry the owners(s) will understand. -Stealth-
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CorvetteHalo3 Funny how you posted 2 minutes after this was bumped. Alt/friend/etc anyone?[/quote] Haha nah. Why would I want this back up? What do I have to gain from it? Let it die ^_^
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  • Funny how you posted 2 minutes after this was bumped. Alt/friend/etc anyone? [Edited on 04.12.2008 10:43 AM PDT]
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  • so you bought them a new one without them knowing?
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