-blam!-ing hipsters. Beards? Of all the actual legit things to want added to the game, you sheep bleat about beards?
Ask your mother how often you were dropped as a child, sloth.
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You have my sympathies. It must be disheartening to be unable to cultivate your own beard. We were all there once. Don't let it get you down. It really doesn't say anything about your masculinity. Metrosexuals are common place now, the line between masculine and feminine has never been so blurred. Keep your chin up. Your awful, juvenile, naked chin.
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I lolled
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Lmao. Good stuff, but looking like a homeless lumberjack does not make you masculine.
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Haha that's the beauty of a shaver! All the character of a beard, with the style of a 21st Century gentleman. Honestly though to each their own, man.
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Edited by Sintemaza: 8/23/2014 4:03:11 PM>name is Rustled Jimmy >fggot are you even trying 2/10 [spoiler] probably mad because he's 16 and hasn't hit puberty [/spoiler]
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He's mad cause he hasn't even grown his first pube, let alone whisker. 7 years from now you'll wish your character could have a beard
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dont be that guy
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I love my beard lol
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Sounds like someone's a little miffed they can't grow a proper beard like a real man.
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The game is also about having a unique identity among players, having a beard or lack thereof on serves to add another layer to a player's identity. Besides, men without beards are just uglier women.
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Looks like someone can't grow facial hair
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Sure can, since I was twelve. I just prefer not looking like a homeless lumberjack. I'm also attractive enough to not need to hide my face. Your need for beards in a video game based so far into the future humans have evolved post facial hair? Still invalid.
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I like a thin beard. They keep my -blam!-ing face somewhat warm during winter. A lot of chicks dig it, plus I dig it. If they don't look too long or ridiculous, they look gr8. All of the greatest men and geniuses mostly had beards. 2/10 are you even trying kid?
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Do you hear yourself? [spoiler] lunacy. Nothing else.[/spoiler]
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You started growing facial hair at 12? Is this you??
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Nope. Sorry some guys hit puberty before 16. U jelly?
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I hit puberty at 12-13 no no I am not "jelly"
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Actually no, Your a freak of nature if your walking around with a mustache and broken voice at 12.
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I'm so hurt. It's not uncommon. You'll have to try harder than that.
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the irony. no, YOULL have to try harder than that.
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No really, your parents should have shipped you off for medical experimentation or sent you to the circus.
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I don't think we will ever be too futuristic for beards lol they have been around forever lol