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Edited by o_O____O_o: 8/23/2014 5:50:11 PM
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I have slain your children guardians.

So guardians, are you getting so desperate that you are recruiting children? I encountered one of your youth who could have been no more than 10 cycles old. He had a foul mouth and plenty of spirit. But his bravery was not born out of experience, but out of naivety. He thought he could "own my ass" by charging at me blindly. But his screams were music to my ears when I stuck my blade into his chest, lifted him up into the air, and threw him against the wall. There, he proceeded to go delirious, repeatedly shouting "WHAT THE -blam!-?!? THIS GAME IS HACKED! MY DAD WORKS FOR BUNGIE!". I silenced his noise by liberating his head from his body and impaling it on a pike, with the spike going through his mouth. His horror was so great, that I swear I could still hear him screaming after his headless body slumped to the ground in a pool of it's own blood. A few seconds later, his twin brother appeared and ran towards me hurling the same juvenile battle cries, but I disposed of him with ease. Then more of his identical brothers ran towards me, all screaming. Eventually, the last one appeared, but he was crying. He was the smartest one because he shouted "I HATE THIS! I CAN'T WIN! I -blam!-ING HATE THIS! LAG!" before disappearing out of existence. YOU ALL SHOULD FOLLOW HIS ADVICE AND GIVE UP WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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  • Am I a psycho for liking this?
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  • haha jokes on you! i has no kids
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    • Real fun way to annoy 'em is to say, "C'mon dude! I'm poopin' on ya! You like poop on your chest, don't ya? You do!" Or something along those lines.
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      • You kill kids? Hey everybody! This guy kills kids!
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        • Yeah.. not sure if your expecting outrage, or what, I give you 2 thumbs up. Keep on murdering the lil sprouts =)
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          • Somebody please think of the children
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          • 10/10 would read again.
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          • Grammar attack!! "I slayed your children guardians" should be " I have slain your children, Guardians." Haha take that you illiterate filth!! Although by the sound of their last words.... No great loss.
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            • AND I SLAYED YOUR CHILDREN FALLEN FILTH, GOLDEN GUN TO THE SKULL! XD
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            • Actually, now little 10 and under kids are going to hunt you down... maybe that's where all the skulls in the devils lair came from. Just keep killin, just keep killin, just keep killin. We kill them all the time in the crucible, I even took out a few with a Pompeii LR3. I think those guys misplaced their heads.
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            • Why not just shove you gun in his chest and fire but make sure it's loaded not like what I did once and run out and need too stab them in the neck
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            • GET OUT FAKE!!i was the one who did that!NOT SOME LONG FACE IDIOT! FALLEN PRIDE!! WE GOT THE CABAL ON OUR SIDE.THOSE HOUSE OF DEVILS AND HOUSE OF KINGS WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!*snaps WARLOCK head*
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              • How did you do that? The game is rated T maybe you are a hacker o_0
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              • Congrats you beat a couple 10 year olds
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              • Edited by FleeingInk058: 8/21/2014 5:33:27 AM
                Thanks for the murder of those unwanted kids. This might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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              • I hope this guy is guarding the entrance to the vault of glass.
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              • This awoken cares not. I eat Cabal welps fresh of the teat..... Cabaffles sure are tasty.
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              • Edited by ALBIN0 W00KY: 8/21/2014 5:09:29 AM
                Perhaps your imagination leads you to believe that most in this site are 10. Logic also would indicate you simulate no other resistance than an imitating charge by your foes, and that you alone are the only crafty one amongst this community, this lack of consideration gained not many cycles after 10 would suit you ill, and strongly suggest you are no more that those few ages [spoiler]here comes the misunderstood hate[/spoiler]
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              • 10 cycles old? His screams were music to my ears? What are you smoking?? Also it's rated T and not cod
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                • [quote]his twin brother appeared[/quote] Split-screen confirmed lets go home boys
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                  • Keep that furnace blazing my brother from another species.
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                    • Attacking kids who can't fight back huh? Wait until you run into me.
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                      • Hey Four Eyes, did you collect any of the bodies or "trophies" I could use for cooking?
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                        • I bow to you good Sir that was beautiful
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                        • 10/10 would impale
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                        • *Reads first sentence* Nope.
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