1. 30 fps automatically means shit teir gaming
2. I played five campaign missions and It didn't explain the entire story of the destiny universe
3. The diversity of loot from level 8 downward is almost non existent
4. No raid matchmaking means I have to use social skills
5. I got killed by stuff so things are OP
6. I only fought the lower tier enemies of 2 of the 4 known enemy races so that means they are all basically the same
7. I only explored one zone so I know destiny's universe is too small to warrant any real exploration
IT'S A SATIRE
Definition of satire: A SUPER SERIOUS STATEMENT MADE BY A COMPLETELY UNBIASED THIRD PARTY
S/O to judawho
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#Destiny
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Edited by 27towels: 8/22/2014 1:28:07 AMI thought a satire was a man with goats legs and horns from greek mythology. No thats satyr, silly me. Wait "sniff" "sniff"... I smell sarcasm. Damn I've been made a fool of.
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I actually like this post. Let me explain to all of you. It's a joke. Sarcasm. He's making fun Of The Trolls And Ignorant CoD Fans. This is no b8, m8s Welcome to b.net
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[quote]1. 30 fps automatically means shit teir gaming 2. I played five campaign missions and It didn't explain the entire story of the destiny universe 3. The diversity of loot from level 8 downward is almost non existent 4. No raid matchmaking means I have to use social skills 5. I got killed by stuff so things are OP 6. I only fought the lower tier enemies of 2 of the 4 known enemy races so that means they are all basically the same 7. I only explored one zone so I know destiny's universe is too small to warrant any real exploration IT'S A SATIRE Definition of satire: A SUPER SERIOUS STATEMENT MADE BY A COMPLETELY UNBIASED THIRD PARTY S/O to judawho[/quote] Well like 5% of people agree with you you and we played about 10% of the full game. That was just the surface of earth. There are 4 other areas all brimming with loot to be found and shown off. Don't be pi key about fps. Visuals aren't everything. And if you don't like destiny so much WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FORUMS?!?!?!
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1 free banana included with each purchase of Destiny. Problem solved.
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I find the comments made by stupid people more funny than the actual satire.
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Lol 10/10 loved it
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3545309/1/Truth-or-Dare-Gone-Bad
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Do you get tired of explaining the concept of sarcasm to people?
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Nerf the sarcasm OP general users not smart enough for satire
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mmhmm mmhmm so you downloaded this app because.......
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Edited by SaferMurderweapon: 8/21/2014 12:59:08 AMThat basically sums it up. Destiny is garbage. [spoiler]You don't understand sarcasm.[/spoiler]
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π/∞ sucky Troll.
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You should TL;DR the Satire part. People still biting bro. 7/10 would read again.
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How can you say this and the game hasn't even come out yet. Either you are a troll or you are jumping to judgement too quickly.
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"no matchmaking means i have to use social skills" never LOLd harder!!!!11!!1one!!!boner!!!elevenbonersinmypantaloons!!!!1!one!!!!!!11!!!1!!1!
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It would only suck if a scumbag like you made it
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Wasn't sure if you were serious or not at first. 5 is when I realized beyond a doubt that this was a sarcasm post. You really had me going for a second. Bravo, sir.
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I love the 30FPS comment because that's how a LOT of PC gamers feel, and it's kinda sad.
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your a idiot i'm idiot were all idiots for reading this
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Psh, your satire is guardian status, this one is the satire of Master Chief: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/66935192/0/0
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Very amusing.
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Thought he'd say at the end: CANCELED MY PRE ORDER!!!