After seeing the constant ball - aching and baby bitching on the forums about console wars, I had an idea.
I made a pillow fort on my bed, so as to keep safe from what would ensure to be a maelstrom of blood and violence and then, I brought the X Box 1 from the living room and set it next to the PS4.
I quickly dove into the safety of my pillow fort, keeping only a single eye peeping out to see what would inevitabley be the war to end all wars.
It was at this time, the strangest thing happened. Nothing. Nothing at all. No punches thrown by the X Box, no guns pulled by the Playstation. They just somberly sat there in silence, not even a coarse glance exchanged between them.
It was almost like...they didn't -blam!-ing care.
It was at this point, I decided to play devil's advocate, jeering the X Box with snide comments taken from the forum's Sony fan boys and goading the PS4 with snark quips from the forum's X Box loyals, and still they stood in statuesque silence.
Your idols themselves forsake your petty squabbling. Follow their lead as you so religiously follow their brand names.
There is hope yet for peace among systems.
I'm keeping my pillow fort, though.
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I put my PS4 below my Xboxes on my cabinet. It wasn't an insult to the system, honest! It was the only place with room. The PS4 didn't take it well. It retaliated by not having a cable long enough to reach the internet router.
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I put my PS4 below my Xboxes on my cabinet. It wasn't an insult to the system, honest! It was the only place with room. The PS4 didn't take it well. It retaliated by not having a cable long enough to reach the internet router.
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Pillow forts are fun. ~[i]Praise the Sun[/i] \(._.)/
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I lol'd
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This is great bump
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10/10 would read again
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10/10, excellent read
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You forgot to plug them in.
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It's like Toy Story. They won't do anything when your in the room. They probably dooked it out as soon as you left.
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I literally have my PS3, 360, and One all right next to each other. And nothing has happened for a year. Their Idols have indeed forsaken those fools.
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The ps4 and Xbox one had been domesticated and liked each other before hand Idk I had one of those bad though moments
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Lol best post I've read in a minute.
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Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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so you're telling me non sentient objects don't hate each other?
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This is great
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Did the PS come on to the X1? I heard it may be gay. Please confirm.
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Haha all you guys suck. Wii U for the win ;)
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But then a PC came in and shit got real
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My Gamecube regularly hurls shit at my Wii. I think there might be a problem.
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PS4/3 and Xbox One are both the biggest piles of s**t I have ever seen. NES, PS1/2, Xbox Original/360 and the best of all... The almighty PC. So stfu next gen Children.
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I want a pillow fort.
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This is hilarious lol. Great story. Well said