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Edited by PsykoticDrummer: 8/9/2014 7:34:01 AM
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I want YOU! To join the Hunters!

Why you should be a Hunter: Stab people with your knives (and knives, and knives, and knives..) Grenades? lol. We get mines. Come at me, Vandals Golden Gun. What more to say? (James Bond best Bond.) You can be invisible. Of all the Guardians, you have the most swag. You can always get a Titan to clean your knife (with his face). Get nerdy Warlocks to do your homework. Shoving them into lockers, mandatory. You have a license to be a real asshole (but it's ok because we get cool capes). Your knife has "umadbrolel" inscribed on it. Your can disintegrate enemies by the sacred "throwing knife to the face technique" You apprenticed under Ezio Auditore. Make people rage properly and wish for your class to get nerfed. Deadpool was, in fact, a Hunter. Altair and Ned Stark both went solo on Vault of Glass as Hunters. You are the best..... AROUND! In Destiny Hunter kills you, in Soviet Destiny you kill Titan. Unlimited money and infinite girlfriends Hunters own all your stuff (cuz they just stole it) Notable Hunters: Ezio Auditore, The Arbiter (who will have his revenge on a prophet, not a plague), Ned Stark, Nicolas Cage(God of the internet), Charlize Theron, Stephen Colbert, The Flash, Alexander the Great, Pikachu, Michael Fassbender, Bender Rodriguez, Robert Baratheon, Peter Dinklage, The Honey Badger, Link, Steven Spielberg, and Princess Peach. EDIT: Apparently none of you have seen the "I want YOU! To join the Titans!" post or else you would have understood that this is a -blam!-ing joke (and even then, you don't need to have read the original to get that this is not serious in any way). Christ. Please roleplay harder and take this seriously. This community sometimes :| ... But really, you're all just jelly. My Hunter has too much swag. 3swag5u.
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    • Why you should be a Titan: they're just plain awesome! That's why!
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    • #huntermasterclass
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      • I liked this post. It was very entertaining lol.
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      • I been on the hunter train from the start
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          Dragonrider4501
          Dragonrider4501

          Thorny Guardian Admin! Join Us! - old

          [quote]You apprenticed under Ezio Auditore.[/quote] No No No, Ezio apprenticed under the hunter!
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        • No thanks I'd rather not. Call me if you need an armor wall to stand behind. -Titan Overlords
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        • Lol why is everyone taking this so seriously, iz just a joke thread
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          PhNx Hellfire
          PhNx Hellfire

          Waiting to become an Iron Lord - old

          [quote]Why you should be a Hunter:[/quote] I always love threads like this, so here's a few rebuttals for fun. [quote]Grenades? lol. We get mines. Come at me, Vandals[/quote] They raise you that they don't need mines. They have mobile mines called grenades. Not camping grenades called mines. [quote]Golden Gun. What more to say? (James Bond best Bond.)[/quote] Sadly, James Bond is a series I never did enjoy. Was just too... lacking for me. But anyways: Golden Gun kills by diversity and aiming. Weaksauce. You want power, you go use a thrown plasma nuke bomb or a ground pound vortex... [quote]Of all the Guardians, you have the most swag.[/quote] And also the highest death count because your dime a dozen DPS... [quote]You can always get a Titan to clean your knife (with his face).[/quote] The day a Titan let's you do that, you let us know... because a warlock doesn't like it when you mess with his shield. [quote]Your knife has "umadbrolel" inscribed on it.[/quote] Cool swag which just threw off your knife's throwing abilities because it isn't flush metal anymore... oh boy... [quote]Deadpool was, in fact, a Hunter.[/quote] I am surprised I didn't get into deadpool too especially considering how awesome people make it sound online... I'm going to have to get that now before Destiny... but anyways: Deadpool is an assassin and mercenary. While totally cool and awesome, the term assassin can be split up to say: Ass-Ass-In. Need I say any more? Again, this is all meant to be comedic. Don't take seriously. At all. [quote]Altair and Ned Stark both went solo on Vault of Glass as Hunters.[/quote] Who? And if they did, I'm sad I missed the blood and mayhem of them respawning over and over again... that goes for the other heroes as well who tried. [quote]In Destiny Hunter kills you, in Soviet Destiny you kill Titan.[/quote] Titan must have been trying his fake death routine then... [quote]You are the best..... AROUND![/quote] Around? Assassins? Ohhhh boy...
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        • Um....no
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        • Where do I sign?! Hunter it is.
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        • That was nice, now I have to go Titan.
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        • Personally, I don't see why Hunters think they are so great, I mean why does it even matter who's class is the best? -The Hunter that doesn't care...
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          • I hope your joking
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          • Seeing your profile pic. I expected another Hunter.
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            • So is this in response to the titan version of this post... Waiting on the warlock version now Also, most us hunters aren't as pretentious as this. Love that picture tho :D
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            • Edited by dragonsfollwer: 8/8/2014 12:51:47 PM
              that fact that you associate the hunter with "swag" makes you a disgrace to the hunter class and therefore you are invalid and -blam!- Ezio Riki Maru is better and as for this entire post, you sir are are such a moron you disgrace the name of ALL guardians and are here by and forever more labeled a Fallen spy and traitor to the Light. Begone foul spawn back to the hell from which you came
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              • Eh, not as good as the original Titan one. especially because you pretty much stole his format and changed the names. Nice try.
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                • Bender Rodriguez: "Bite my shiny metal knife!" Alternatively: "As you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle."
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                • Nobody's seen the meaning of this post yet... I'll keep it a secret for now :)
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                • The only reason your knife is effective is Because of my fabulous face
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                • You Hunters are are not worthy to be in the presence of our space magic!
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                • I want the words "420 blaze it up skrub" to appear over my head when I kill someone
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                • DinkleBot!!!!!!!
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