Well I can't top any of this but I will leave u with a joke.
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea".
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That made me laugh.
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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? [spoiler]See you next month.[/spoiler]
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A literal lol was had
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And THIS, and the replies that follow, is why I come here. +1 creamofpayne, how did you not get that? Dim bulb is dim. LMFAO
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OHHHHHHHHH
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yes. The Old Bloody Mary joke..
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\/ There no fun...I laughed.
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I find that as distasteful as a holocaust joke.... Anne frank-ly its not funny....
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What's step one to cooking with hitler? [spoiler]Turn on the gas[/spoiler]
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Hahahahahaha I'm going to hell. How about a Helen Keller joke:)
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I haven't seen or heard any good Helen Keller jokes.....badum chh
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how in the world does this joke compare to a holocaust joke? ridiculous statement is ridiculous
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Read mine again....then read the second part again....if you missed it then...I don't know....you're not very bright....haha
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i get you made a holocaust joke, but not a distasteful one? idk, bad execution imo
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you're not very bright
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bad joke was bad
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Edited by KaiserMuffn: 8/8/2014 4:08:37 AMNo, the joke was good. But dim bulb is dim.
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A dim bulb can actually be quite nice in the right circumstances :)
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I haven't heard this before. Jean yus
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10w bulb
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Wow really? I like menstrual jokes as much as anyone but really ...
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Ewwwwww lmao
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Omg I almost threw up, lol