Get hype.
NOW.
START DOING IT!!!
GET FACKING HYPE!!!!!
Destiny is about to dropship it's galactic nuts on your brain!!! You don't have to look at pictures or youtube vids!!! OR have PS players laugh at you while they suck at CRUCIBLE!!!
YOU GET TO PLAY THIS GAME!!!
YOU!!!!!!
Make an EXO!! OR A HOT TITAN CHICK!!! OR a AWOKEN that looks like an ANIME CHARACTER... CAUSE YOU CAN!!!
YOU'RE XBOX360 SITTING IN THE CORNER WILL BURST INTO FLAMES because it's soooo hype over HOW HYPE YOU WILL BE. THAT THING ISN'T EVEN PLUGGED THE HELL IN!!! BUT IT'S WHAT THEY DO!!!
And it's free. The beta is FREE!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT FREE MEANS?!!
It means you get to play this GLORIOUS BETA and SAVE YOUR MONEY!! You can by a bunch of MOUNTAIN DEW or a new Xbox360 to replace the one that got so hype it IMMOLATED!!!!
And us over here at Playstation will be all like... "uh huh... sure the Beta's fun.. I mean, I'm kinda bored. I got my cape.. it's alright I guess. Will everything transfer over? I'm grateful and all... but pvp isn't balanced.. the golden gun needs to be nerfed..." OR OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT!!
BUT NOT YOU!!! YOU!!!! YOU'LL BE LIKE:
"HOLY SHIT IS THAT PETER DINKLADGE!!! MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES THAT SHOW!!!! GAME OF... a... I DUNNO I LOVE THIS BETA!!"
OR
"OMG THAT OGRE JUST... AH... ONE SHOTTED ME!!! THAT SO FACKING COOL!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM"
And maybe
"I JUST POINTED AT THAT GUY AND HE WAVED BACK!!!!"
"I've had enough for today... I kinda need to do some laundry... or study for the test on... NO I DON'T!!!! I'M GONNA SHIT ON THE DEVILS LAIR AGAIN!!!"
"I CAN DANCE WITHTHOSE GUYS!!!!"
"THEY'RE DANCING WITH ME!!!"
"A PURPLE BALL!!!!!"
So be brave!!! BRAVE ENOUGH to stay up ALL NIGHT and be tired for your AWFUL JOB the next day. Unless you're some kind of LITTLE KID with NO RESPONSIBILITIES... then PLAY THIS SHIT CONSTANTLY until you forget THINGS YOU'VE LEARNED or your parents tell you TO STOP cause it's not HEALTHY!!
So get hype. For reals.
Do it!
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#Destiny
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REMAIN CALM PARDON OUR DUST
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I think my eyeballs fell out for reading this. [i]You sir, have got me more hyped than ever.[/i]
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Edited by Stygian Mole: 7/22/2014 10:05:36 AMGekko, you win the Bungie forum for today. You don't even need to BECOME Legend, you already are! THE HYPESSED OF HYPE!!!!!!!!
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LOL I love the fact this awesome post came with awesome music to hype up it's awesomeness. Plus I am very much looking forward to "Destiny is about to dropship it's galactic nuts on your brain!!!".
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matt defiantly a damn good post, made me laugh as i know those quotes well/
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the (rant) was all i needed *internal hemorrhaging due to hype*
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Best post ever xD
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Galactic nuts LMAO!!! Dude I'm on PS and I can't wait to get back on!!!!
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DAT cancer doe
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HYPE!
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If HYPE were a drug, I would do it...UNTIL NOW. This guy just makes it happen!
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DAMN, dat hype doe! If you did an ad for used gas station toilets I'd buy ten!
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10/10 would read again
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Has anyone told you that you should work for advertising? That was golden.
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OH...MY...GODDD...DUDE that was AWESOME!! I just got off work and am drinking a beer and decide to get on these forums to check out the newest chatter n this is the first thing i click on. This just made my day dude! haha!!!
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This is a rant?
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GET. HYPE. SON. Best shit I've read recently xD
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im gunna blow you away
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OMFG now im blue ballin SO DAM HARD
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Well smack me in meh tender butthole
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Yes. Yes to everything.
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Hahahhaha A PURPLE BALL! I'm one of those players that constantly plays with the purple ball and soccer ball in the tower
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While reading this, my body went from 0 to HYPE in 2 seconds flat.
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Edited by Ghostfire239: 7/22/2014 7:08:57 AMMy head blew up from to much hype!! Dammit all how am I suppose to play destiny now!! lol
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I keep refreshing my code site waiting for the code :3
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this is the greatest post ive hever read I was hyped to finally play it before but now I don't no what I am O_O ive read this 3 times....amazing