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7/15/2014 3:45:14 PM
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Dad claims land for Daughter to be a Princess

[quote]A man from America has claimed a small patch of Africa, because his daughter wants to be a princess. Jeremy Heaton told BBC Radio 5 live that he had travelled from Virginia with his flag to proclaim the area the "Kingdom of North Sudan". The area lies between Egypt and Sudan, is 800 square miles of arid desert and doesn't belong to any country. He says he has put official requests in with both nations but, as yet, neither have responded. Egypt, Sudan and the United Nations will have to recognise the Kingdom of North Sudan before she's officially the daughter of a king.[/quote] Well... Suppose it makes far more sense than people claiming territorial rights over the Sun.
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  • c-can i move to the kingdom of north sudan?
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  • I say the Flood claims it first. We then defend it with military surplus and shitposts.
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  • Why doesn't he just -blam!-s himself with a burning hot iron bar.
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  • Only in America would you find this kind of stupidity. Can't you just go to Toys R Us and buy your daughter a costume and a little play castle like everybody else? That girl would die 2 hours into "ruling" that land either from the harsh environment, or from her hostile neighbors. Noooooo, instead, let's make Americans look even stupider.
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    • OP wishes his dad would claim land so he could be a princess.
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      • I posted this first you goddamn pedo Git gud
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      • Good luck actually moving into that land given how those two countries are brutal Police states.
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        • Don't get any ideas of getting together with a princess now, Lonepaul.
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        • That's adorable.
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        • Edited by Extreme Nobody: 7/15/2014 5:24:36 PM
          double post.
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        • ur dad
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