Gentlemen of the Flood, I deem you a true and just lot; you are ever mindful of piety and your duty to act with grace and distinction toward your fellow man. It is with this in mind that I bring you a question that has haunted me ever since I saw some Deadspin (or Kotaku or whatever) article about the wiping of the buttocks after a movement of the bowels. How precisely do you go about the motions of moving toilet paper to anus?