It's so good, I will let the link speak for itself.
[url]http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/05/smoking-can-make-your-nipples-fall-off/?hpt=hp_c2[/url]
Brilliant isn't it? If you have nipples (we're all mammals, so we do) you could have a stake in this story. Even if you don't smoke, it's going to pique your curiosity, at least a little.
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[url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/dog-shoots-utah-duck-hunter-in-buttocks-after-stepping-on-shotgun-left-in-boat/2011/11/30/gIQAJx9yDO_story.html?fb_ref=NetworkNews]I win[/url]