GCSEs are piss easy. College is the difficulty.
How on earth could you even f.uck up in them? I did English Lit without revising whatsoever... Just fell short of an A by a short amount cos I rushed at the end thinking didn't have enough time but was wrong.
Join the army? What?
Either do well in your GCSEs or get your fu.cking head blown off? That's a really shitty false dichotomy in my opinion :/