Started a new topic: So, I'm basically better than you.(10 Replies))

There are literally [I]dozens[/I] of guys on here who I'd take to the base of their shafts before I even flirted with you.

#Doyouevenpowerlift Bet the best deadlift here is 405, bunch of pansies.

colby wow

op what is it like livin w/ a microdick

Hey guys do you hear that? It sounds...like nobody caring.

I hope that's a picture you got off the internet and not really you cause that guy's fugly.

</3 i broke that ice cream because you dont deserve to have it

>looks like he's in his late 40s >has shitty sense of style >disgraceful bathroom >has a case on his iphone >looks like Joey from Friends LOL ok

Oh look another fat ass, who looks 50 with self esteem issues, thinking cos he's gone gym a few times he can go to a gaming forum and be 'cooler' than everyone else there. Congrats you've made yourself look like a loser in front of so called 'losers'.

Nice khakis lol. Video related. It's your night life.

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.

Hey -blam!-, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all -blam!- who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch