It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission.
This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary".
I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated.
But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight!
So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back.
-[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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That was absolutely brilliant..I wonder how many people had no clue what you were talking about, or people who arn't familiar with the term metaphor. I'll most certainly be looking out for more of your posts haha!
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That is the funniest thing I have ever heard in these forums.... I just hope you took screenshots of that to post all over the interwebs so that we may see the action :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] I really don't think it can, recon. It would be very difficulty to read it more than [i]one[/i] way IMO!
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oh lawd is that sum Double Entrende?
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lol, thats freaking hilarious!!!
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[quote] HA! Glad to see I'm not the only one with a sick mind![/quote] x2 :D
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Acutally it wasn't any trouble at. All I did was read the whole thread.. You should try that before you talk -blam!- to other people but its ok I forgive you.
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thats was a really funny post lol the way you used the words was priceless. it was a breath of fresh air from the usual complainer posts.
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[quote] OP IS A LOSER! COME UP WITH YOUR OWN -blam!- AND STOP TAKING CREDIT FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE. [/quote] Again, and I though [i]I[/i] was bored....you went though alot of trouble to disprove him... What was it they called it in grade school again.....? Ah yes, tattletale... Or as my wife says it..."dobber".
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WTF LMFAO
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CSP David UNORIGINAL!!! [url]http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/26846/t1016126-my-buddy-double-teamed-cortana-other-day/[/url] [url]http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/halo3/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-38726631&pid=926632&page=0[/url] [b]EDIT[/b]: It has come to my attention that this plagiarism has already been mentioned and that I committed the ultimate noob sin of not completely reading the original post. My apologies.[/quote] OP IS A LOSER! COME UP WITH YOUR OWN -blam!- AND STOP TAKING CREDIT FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE.
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D@mn...and I thought [i]I[/i] was bored.
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*Pats on the back*
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stolen ?? still amusing though. to make it funnier it should have involved the following -gravemind moaning in your head -dodging "infections" -a hastily erected "bubble shield" -You and your friend using a double "infiltration" tactic -expeiriencing a speical connection to cortana -a climax series of chain reactions -and finally a hasty "evacuation" note --- " " quotation marks ask you to use your imagination.
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I ran through that level on Legendary by myself, and had no real problems. And yes..I see what you did there.
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me and three friends gave her the legendary 4 post masacre. She cried a little....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] Indeed, I almost went WTH!?!?
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I lol'd. We four manned her though. Was pretty tight. [Edited on 10.17.2007 1:03 AM PDT]
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Hahahaha
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Nods of approval don't say enough. This was downright golden.
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Halolz
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote]LAWL.
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All I have to say is: Carbine and Needler They own anything in my way on Cortana
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that made me all hot just reading that
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] yea... he meant for it to be readable both ways.
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Well... I'm not sure how I did it co-op legendary, but in solo legendary I just went through using the cloaking devices they had so kindly laid out for me. It's not too hard to outrun them... I think it took me 15 minutes on legendary and I died only three times...