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10/12/2007 9:02:39 PM
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Me and my buddy double teamed Cortana the other day.

It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i]
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  • Necroposting counts as bumping. Please do not do it.
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    • Hah I can't believe this thread was revived [i]again![/i]. Still pretty funny.
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    • No.
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    • lol
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    • that was good
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    • .....
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    • You are a sick, sick little man. I love it!
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] LOL
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    • Lol. Very nice. Double teamed her, eh?
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    • Bahahahaha!
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    • Wat so special wit dis thred? U beet Cortana, kool. Lol, just kidding xD Haha, I laughed so hard when i read it.
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    • I remember this baby....Oh the good old days of double teaming Cortana. I however did it with two friends and we all had Grunt B-day Party on. ;D [Edited on 03.15.2008 6:41 AM PDT]
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    • [i]*shutter*[/i] h'mmmm so you and your friend beat the level cortana? sweet i hate them floods
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    • Most. Epic. Thread. Ever.
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    • ily XMarvelManX :).
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    • Funny, he had that one very tactfully dirty.
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    • lol. funny
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    • clap clap clap well, done, anyone else would have done it half assed and stopped after 2 sentences. you carried on for 3 paragraphs
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kingkrazy123987 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] YOU ARE DIRTY!!!! LMAO after i read it the second it all became clear lmao!!!![/quote] me too lol
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeon Chronos7 It started off normal enough, but as we got in deeper, the whole situation just got a lot harder. I'd rush in first, pounding the opposition, then I'd switch out and my friend would finish the job. We took turns doing that for about half an hour (yes, this was a long one). About half way through, my friend got a phone call and left me alone to carry on the mission. This was when I learned why they called Cortana "Legendary". I found myself pinned down immediately. I tried to fire a shot off, but every time I tried I was forced to switch up my tactics and take up a new position, causing me to miss several opportunities. This went on well over fifteen minutes before I decided I'd had enough. Forcefully, I took hold of the situation and proceeded to open up a can of whoop-ass. The garbled moans and cries reached my ears as swiftly as I could make them happen. And it was good. I pressed harder, tearing up whatever got in my way, but it wasn't long before I found myself pinned down again. Trapped, exhausted, defeated. But then, salvation! My friend's phone call had ended and he leapt into battle, delivering his unique brand of justice to that which had nearly finished me off. With the gap I had made from my previous endeavor, we increased our pace as fast as we could go, and boy, did we ever finish that fight! So, with Cortana under my belt and a smile on my face, me and my friend left Cortana behind and never looked back. -[i]XMarvelManX[/i][/quote]that was THE FUNNIEST THING i have EVER read. i laughed so hard. mad props
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    • Good heavens, I hope that was meant to be one huge innuendo...I guess it's all how you read/compile it!
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] ROFLCOPTER!! What a ho!
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    • I bet most of the 10 year-old halo players won't get it well, the sick part at least.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] lol just really think about the title
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] At least I'm not the only one with a sick mind
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    • Hayden Panettiere is hot!
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