Anyways, I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me. She went on a trip to New York and said she slept with someone. What do I do? Do I dump her? Forgive her? I love her more then life itself, and I'm at a loss. I could use some advice. She has told me that it won't happen again and all that garbage... but I don't know. I want to go crawl in a hole and die.
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Find out where the guy she slept with lives, buy a digital camcorder, fly over there, knock on his door, reveal the beating stick and get stuck into it. Once he is on the ground begging for mercy, position the camera and start recording you beating the -blam!- out of the -blam!-. Then slap your -blam!- and send her flyin outta your house and mail her the tape. That'll teach her.