I hereby place forth a request, and also a petition for the delay of Bungie.next (Bungie dot next) as per the following reasons: ~The release of this Website's new design may cause many users to lose interest in life outside of the internet domain "bungie.net" ~This Website's new design has the potential of causing harm to users through malnutrition due to the highly addictive nature that the design may very well have. ~Without a doubt, this new design will be hard to resist the temptation to visit during schooling hours, and thus can cause harm to a student's grades upon release and usage of the new design. Sign below if you agree the release of Bungie.next should be delayed a time TBD upon the succes of this petition. EDIT: this thread was created before the Beta, and was intended as a joke. So yea. I was kidding guys.