dont piss women off! they will kick you directly in the balls!! most of us already know this, but for anyone out there who is fortunate enough to not piss a girl off dont start now! you dont even wanna know what happens.
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Gentleman, I have the remedy to the problem: Ball excercises. Work your gonads to full maximum strength, and you will resist all pain. When my girlfriend attempted a swift kick, she only ended up hurting her toes. Yes, I have balls of iron.