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9/10/2007 7:34:57 AM
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The Best Way to Get a Legendary Edition Helmet onto Your Cat

Okay, so as we all know by now, the Halo 3 Legendary Edition helmet comes with a rather small square hole that is meant to make the helmet displayable on a stand with a square peg. While this makes it convenient to display, this will make the helmet exceedingly difficult for its primary purpose, which is as a super-awesome cat torture device. After a conversation with my favorite tool guy, WFGeppetto, we have determined the best way to get the helmet off that ridiculous display stand and onto your cat's head where it belongs. The lining is likely to be some sort of hard plastic. At first, I suggested a power drill but Geppetto pointed out to me that this is not exactly efficient. Short of buying a $600 rotary hammer, however, you do still have options that will allow you to have the helmet onto the cat's head in a matter of minutes rather than hours. A simple chisel set plus a jigsaw should to the trick -- cut around the lining on the helmet with the jigsaw (with self-starting blade, if you have one) or even a rotozip, and then simply chisel out the rest of the plastic until you reach the depth of the original cut. Be careful! You wouldn't want to cut through to the outside of the helmet and ruin the beauty of the helmet's lines for the photographs and YouTube videos that you will eventually be taking. It is also possible that the plastic inside the helmet is a mere lining that is glued inside the helmet and can be removed. A steam nozzle would be ideal to get it out via this method, but most of us probably don't have one. Some Goo-Gone (available at your local grocery store for a couple of bucks) plus a sharp knife should help you get that ridiculous lining out of the helmet as quickly as possible. The only problem after that, of course, is how to get the helmet onto your cat without getting scratched to death. While Geppetto suggests a valium hidden inside a cat treat or can of tuna fish, cats are notoriously picky eaters. It may be much easier to sneak up on the cat from behind and simply slam it onto its head as quickly as possible. Be sure to have your camera ready, as the first few seconds will be the funniest! I look forward to seeing your pictures and videos posted here on Bungie.net! (I'm going to hell)
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  • Bump lol
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  • Bump
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  • lol bump.
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  • Where did this come from, 2007, wtf?
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  • Interesting.
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  • HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO A CAT?! but i do want to see videos of it! as long as the cat isnt harmed
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Po0f MoNk3y [url=http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/pranks/bonsai.html]Helpful hints[/url][/quote] this most definantly made my day. me and all my friends were on the floor laughing
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  • so its supposed to be for cats!!!! awesome! my little brother might be able to wear it, he's 1
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  • It's a bit bigger than a dvd case, I've seen pics with someone holding one next to his head. Based on his head size, the helmet would fit someone approximately 3/4 his size. Maybe1/2, but anyway, it looks like it'd be easily big enough for a cat head, when bored out. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Son of Sparda LOL It'll become an instand collectors item if you post an awesome video and put the same helmet up for sale!! but yes, less helmets means more $$$ I plan to keep mine for its intended purpose[/quote] This is it's intended purpose. Bungie just didn't make it easy for us, so they would have plausible denyability.
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  • if ya think about it like this the size of the helmet has to be about the dimensions of a dvd case so were looking at about height :20cm legnth(front to back): 14cm+ width: 2cm x 3 so thats 6 cm but to make it look realistic needs to be about the same as the legnth so 14cm + aswell. so now we know the aprox dimensions go forth and measure your cats head. if it comes short of these mesurments stop even considering it immediatly. [Edited on 09.11.2007 4:25 PM PDT]
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  • Don't let the thread die!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Son of Sparda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrPinke7103 NEHM ? [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NEDM[/url][/quote] wow, people are stupid Not even Halo Music? lol hey foman, I think he's mistaking you for Morgan Freeman [/quote] [url]http://nedm.ytmnd.com/[/url]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Son of Sparda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a dumb cat This will have to be our viral video until we can get our hands on the the Spartan Helmet and subsequently modifying them for our feline friends. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRi4j6xXJ-o]Enjoy[/url] My cat Casper and I will look so much cooler with a helmet than we do now... --dumb cat[/quote] Lawls Oh em Gee That was so funny That's our vid until we get our own!!![/quote] Until we get our own [b]INDEED[/b].
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrPinke7103 NEHM ? [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NEDM[/url][/quote] wow, people are stupid Not even Halo Music? lol hey foman, I think he's mistaking you for Morgan Freeman
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  • NEHM ? [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NEDM[/url]
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  • i love how sphincter and that other guy were arguing -blam!- funny when your bored on here.
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  • Wow...this thread is still alive, lmao. That's awesome!
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  • You know, if you put food in it, the cat would likely be perfectly willing to put the helmet on its own head. I know for a fact that my dog would (if the helmet were big enough). My dog is not the brightest of creatures, but is certainly the most lovable. EDIT: "Freeman"? That's hilarious! [Edited on 09.11.2007 1:41 PM PDT]
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  • the only part of this forum i agree with is the part that says freeman gos to hell!
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  • strip off the rubber inside covering and line the inside of the helmet with some delicious cat food. then you wont even need to worry about how to make him/her wear it. On sep 25, while you finish the fight, they finish their food! I un-deservingly proud myself in becoming an engineer... ;-)
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  • MMMMM soo many possibilities for pictures and captions
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  • Yeah, it will be pretty big. Perhaps not as much boring and drilling as Foman thought? We will see. I can't find it so maybe someone can help, but there was a picture out there that had the measurements of the helmet, done in the scale of "Razr" (the cell phone). If anyone knows what I am talking about and can find it, put it up here. That would be most appreciated. Then, we can know how much modding we need to do for the particularly meaty kitties. Fatheads! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Delta_3 It's probably been pointed out, but the helmet is a lot larger than a cat head.[/quote]
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  • It's probably been pointed out, but the helmet is a lot larger than a cat head.
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  • lol i LOVE THIS THREAD!!! I cant believe how many people and posts are in this thread. Its so great.
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  • chop his head off and melt the end of the helmet with a torch and apply to body seems most simple to me
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  • i really hope your right about the first thing, some people don't understand the difference good that you knows the diffenrence
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