~v~ Hello, just for no confusion i'll be posting one book at a time, there will be multiple Books in this serise. Also, this is meant to be somewhat retarded, but still have somewhat of a storyline. I hope you enjoy it this is my first one. ~v~ -~!v!~- WWR Book 1: The Begining -~!v!~- ~!v!~ Prolouge ~!v!~ Bill saw what they were doing and didn't like it, but yet was still confused. Everything was confusing in Winchester. Wal-Marts prices on every item were fifty cents or more than Bi-los on every single product! But still Wal-Mart got more business because it was new. Bill knew that was wrong, all the medium sized packages of ground beef could see the wrong in people, it was in thier blood. Bill was tired of this, and was going to put and end to it. ~!v!~ Chapter 1 - The Assault ~!v!~ Zac, the can of baked beans, Porky, the egg, and Philas the hairbow was having a meeting next to the subway inside walmart, near main entry doors. " I know," Zac said " we've got to do something abot this..." *KABOOM!!!* Bill and his army of various Bi-lo items were attacking Wal-Mart, putting a stop to this. "We won't deal with your high prices anymore!" He exclaimed The battle was so loud Bill couldn't hear Zac sreaming " Wait! You've got it all wrong!" Bill heard nothing, so Zac come out in the middle of the carnage and held his hand up, very scared he was going to get blast with something very random. " I know you are mad about our prices, and we know it's stupid. We don't control the prices, our manager dose. All of the fighting stoped instintaneosly. Bill now was very sad, he had already killed an egg, and his army killed 3 people and wounded 7, but it was to late. " Meet us at Sonic in 1 hour, we will talk things out. " ~!v!~ Chapter 2 - Subway ~!v!~ There was a mini subway in Wal-Mart, so he desided to get one, and told his army to go back to Bi-Lo, and his closest friends to go to Sonic that he woud catch up with them later. " Hello may I take your order? " " Yes i'll have a Large Meatball Sub. Thanks. " When she was making it, Bill told a joke to get a conversation going, because it takes a while to make a meatball sub, the blonde said nothing and went about with her buisness, and right when she was finished she just got the joke and droped the sub in container that said, "TOXIC WASTE, BUT NOT JUST YOUR AVERAGE TOXIC WASTE, TOXIC WASTE DELUX." At that moment Bill knew he just created a monster, and ran, feeling even worse about himself. The monster didn't chase him, but lurked deeper into Wal-Mart, and Bill went to Sonic. ~!v!~ Chapter 3 - The Speach ~!v!~ Sonic was inbetween WM and BL so they had meetings thier. Wal-Martians and Bi-loians alike stood waiting for Bill to begin speaking. " Hello. First off I would like to say sorry to all the Wal-Martians for the deats and injurys that we brought opon you, it was a mistake we regreat and hope you can forgive us for. That topic would have been the main discussion, that is, if I woulsn't have just made another mistake. I made a dumb subway worker laugh, and she dropped my Meatball Sub in Ultra Toxic Waste. He grew 7 times his size and look about 4 times stronger. I have created a monster. He has capability to kill us all. Im sorry for my past actions." The crowd was eager to fight, they began screaming scream "LETS KILL EM'" and things like that, but Bill began speaking once more. " Sorry, but I started this, and i'm going to end it. Alone. " Bill walked off stage and walked slowly to Wal-Mart. ~!v!~ Chapter 4 - The Search ~!v!~ Bill knew his way around here, he knew just about every thing in both WM and BL. He knew that Meatball Sub would go to the sock section in the very back. For it is dark and desserted. So bill ran through isle 2, 17 then finaly 7 2/9ths and he was there. - Chapter 4 1/2 - POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK ~!v!~ Chapter 5 - The Negotiation ~!v!~ Bill saw Meatball Sub and Meatball Sub warned him. "Don't mover or i'll kill ya'!" Bill stood still. Meatball Sub got something from behind some pink socks. " Do you know what this is, Bill? " " Yes, it's a bomb. " " That's Right, and i'll make you a deal, you take this to Bi-lo and detonated it, and i'll let you live and join me as partners in crime. I need an answer. " " I...will...never. " " Fine! Then we will fight, " Meatball sub said as he pulled down a lever beside a sock. " Welcome....to the CHAMBER OF MAYNAISE!!!!!!" ~!v!~ Chapter 6 - The Fight ~!v!~ Bill and Meatball Sub fell to a 20 Large circular platform suspend 100 Feet in the air, about Steam hot, BOILING MAYONAISE!!! That could kill even the mightiest soldiers. " Time to die bill! " Meatball sub said right as the brawl began. The punched, kicked, clawed, and pushed each other for the longest 3 minutes of thier lives, when Meatball Sub got the better of Bill and pushed him off the edge, luckily, Bill grabbed on with one hand. " Your time is up Bill, any last words " Bill saw something in the distance, and Bill knew it had to be resistance. " Actuly I do, Meatball Sub. " " Oh? and what would that be? " " Eat that! " AND DEN A FLYIN' KITTEN NAMED BLUHH PUNCHED MEATBALL SUB...RIGHT IN THA LOAF! Bluhh made a brief goodbye, " Bill, you have no idea whats about to happen here, your about to be attacked. We WILL meet again. " Bill didn't even have time to say thank you, and bluhh was out of sight. Bill climbed up and out of the Chamber of Mayonaise, and went home. ~!v!~ Epilouge ~!v!~ He has no idea what im capable of, thought Meatball sub while floating to the emergency exit below the maynasie, He will die, and I will rule both stores, and become the riches Sub alive! Thanks for reading, Book 2 coming soon! Leave your thoughts about Book 1! Thanks! ' [Edited on 07.17.2008 6:55 AM PDT]