One time a guy rode through the school on a unicycle at my school...
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In school today I was inches away from losing my V-card in the stairwell, but when I was about to achieve total victory my diarrhea shifted into maximum overdrive. I turned around to go to the bathroom but it was too late and my dookey sprayed all over her. She ran out of the stairwell in tears (and dookey). She hopped in her car and I ran out of the school looking like a black dude from the waist down. I tried to explain but ended up dropping another dookey bomb on her car. She then drove away and my teacher was in shock and passed out. I went over and farted on him a couple of times to wake him up. Needless to day, I'm suspended for five days.