Bungie will give DeeJ a massive blimp, which can be seen from thousands of miles away. Written on the side of the Blimp will be a game title and a few general details. DeeJ will fly the blimp around the world, so everyone in the world can simply look up and see it eventually (or have it described to them). DeeJ will eventually have to abandon it when the Webmaster jetpacks up to it, takes the helm and drunkenly crashes it somehow. Hopefully somewhere in Australia so we can, for a time, hear their accents in a higher octave. DeeJ will then find temporary work in the PR department at an Australian gaming corporation, because that is what he does at Bungie. The Webmaster will continue to be drunk. Mark my words Community. This is precisely how it will go down.