[quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] Wumpa Warrior 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum, Not a user was stirring, not from the quorum. The stockings were hung by the inbox with care, In hopes that Achronos soon would be there. The members were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Shishka danced in their heads. And Urk in his 'kerchief, and Deej in his cap, Had just put away their keyboards for a long winter's nap. When out on the forums there arose such a clatter, Deej sprang from idling to see what was the matter. Away to the forum he clicked like a master, Wishing his internet speed was just a bit faster. He blamed Stosh, despite his connection, Checking out his avatar in the screen's reflection. When, he looked at the browser and exclaimed "Good God!" He saw Achronos himself, and eight terrifying mods. A forum master so wise, lord-like and smart, With a cowboy hat on, and Ling-Ling next to his heart. More rapid than spartans his moderators came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name! "Now Bobcast! now, Tom T! now, Yoozel and Duardo! On, Qbix! On, Recon! on, Nedus and El Roboto! To the top of the forum! to the top of the page! One of us! One of us must alert Sage!" As swag bags that before Bungie Day sold, When they opened a topic, they met with a troll. So up to the top the mouse-wheels they flew, With a fistful of lighting bolts, and banhammers too. I was browsing the site, mind full of boredom, Scrolling through pages from almost every forum. When I clicked on a link, I was filled with dismay, I was looking at a picture of Achronos on Bungie Day. He was dressed in a gorilla suit and a cowboy hat, All furry and intimidating and things like that. Something, a jetpack, he had strapped to himself, "He looks pretty awesome", I said to myself. As I close down for the night, to the mods I give praise, You've been keeping this site clean for many a day. But I will exclaim, 'ere I log out of this site, "Merry Christmas to all members, and to all a good-night!" [/quote] Originally posted in 2010, by yours truly. Have a festive holiday bnet!