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Garem's guide to Flood popularity (Updated again)

Hello, everyone. If you've been here as long as I have, you'll notice that a lot of people take popularity on here as a big deal. Now, you're probably wondering, "Well, yeah. I love being popular. But how can I get it?" Just follow these steps, and you'll be instacool: Step One: Get coup. [i]Bnet's default avatars are dull, and everyone uses them. Coup will make you stand out. If you don't use coup, at least use a lesser-known avatar.[/i] Step Two: Post often. [i]This should be obvious.[/i] Step Three: Break the rules every now and then. [i]The most memorable threads are threads that aren't in line with Bnet's rules. You'll have to break the rules creatively, though.[/i] Step Four: Don't be a phony. [i]Mostly everyone on here is one. Not being one will make you stand out.[/i] Step Five: Have outrageous opinions. [i]This is a must.[/i] Step Six: Don't use memes. [i]Seriously.[/i] Step Seven: Claim to be a girl [i]Most Floodians are antisocial. They enjoy communicating with females online to compensate.[/i] Step Eight: Spam "do you recognize the user above you" threads. [i]Anyone who says "no" will recognize you afterward.[/i] Step Nine: Have a memorable username. [i]A name like "iFarted69" or "FeliciaSucksBlackShaft" is going to get you more attention than "Ron5567" or "HALOFREAK"[/i] That's all there is to it. Have a suggestion for another step? Post it in this thread. [Edited on 12.29.2012 12:10 AM PST]
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  • Okay, who keeps necrobumping my threads?
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  • Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.
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    • I lol'd. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz The reason this thread hasn't been locked yet is because Garem is actually working for Bungie and this thread is just a distraction while they initiate [b]step 7.[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Step Seven: Claim to be a girl[/quote] BUNGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Nothin wrong with being a brony.[/quote] I smell discussion value.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehMoerzzz The reason this thread hasn't been locked yet is because Garem is actually working for Bungie and this thread is just a distraction while they initiate [b]step 7.[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Step Seven: Claim to be a girl[/quote] BUNGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Edited on 12.29.2012 7:02 PM PST]
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dratron I like how Garem has essentially made himself go from unknown to infamous with a guide to popularity, don't think it's quite irony, but it's pretty damn good.[/quote] A lot of people also know me from my thread against phonies.
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    • The reason this thread hasn't been locked yet is because Garem is actually working for Bungie and this thread is just a distraction while they initiate step 7. [Edited on 12.29.2012 7:01 PM PST]
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    • I like how Garem has essentially made himself go from unknown to infamous with a guide to popularity, don't think it's quite irony, but it's pretty damn good.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.[/quote] There is NO DISCUSSION VALUE HERE. Get that through your thick skull.[/quote] We could always discuss the fact that there is no discussion value.[/quote] That shouldn't even happen to begin with. This thread has gone on for to long.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] I keep them busy.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.[/quote] There is NO DISCUSSION VALUE HERE. Get that through your thick skull.[/quote] We could always discuss the fact that there is no discussion value.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 This still hasn't been locked?[/quote] nope.avi
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.[/quote] There is NO DISCUSSION VALUE HERE. Get that through your thick skull.[/quote] YES THERE IS. Discuss the steps, or suggest a new step.
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    • This still hasn't been locked?
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.[/quote] There is NO DISCUSSION VALUE HERE. Get that through your thick skull.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.[/quote] For the last goddam time, it's not breaking any rules.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Humble Rose Oh, this thread is still going on. Where no actual discussion is taking place. How surprising.[/quote] For once I agree with you Rose. How the mods haven't locked this thread is unbelievable.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobby Hill Guys, who cares if a pony made this thread. It made me a [b]man[/b][/quote] mother of... F -blam!- !
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WrongLord Garem is a phony.[/quote] Have fun lying to yourself, champ.
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    • Guys, who cares if a pony made this thread. It made me a [b]man[/b]
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WrongLord Garem is a phony.[/quote]
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT Why should I listen to you, when I don't even know you?[/quote] The post that started it all.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dragondude8o Best thread ever.[/quote]
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    • Best thread ever.
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    • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StorySan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garem Save this thread to become more popular.[/quote] why?[/quote] Because he wants to be a bigger Phony.[/quote] is that like a brony?[/quote] Nothin wrong with being a brony. Just being a Phony is bad.
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    • Garem is a phony.
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