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12/14/2012 1:35:58 AM
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Ultimate troll Xmas gift ideas?

I'm sure I'm not the first person to do this, but I plan on sending my friends two separate halves of the same 4000MP card and letting them decide who gets the points. What are your guys/gals idea(r)'s?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Good Troll We played completely anonymous Dirty Santa in a college class once (For those who don't know, Dirty Santa someone chooses a gift, then the next person can either choose to steal it or get another one). I took a poop in a box and wrapped it in the prettiest wrapping paper and bow I could find. Everyone fought for my present, and a girl finally ended up with the poop at the end. I could hardly keep a straight face when a girl was shaking it to try and guess what was inside it.[/quote] My parents have a prank war with their neighbors and best friends. They always do giant blow up grinch or xmas lawn ornaments and fill their yard with em, all because they dont put a tree up. After five years of this, they have come up with revenge. They are going to bring a horse, dress it as a reindeer, tie it to teh front lawn, and hire a bunch of dirty hobos to reinact the nativity scene on the front lawn.
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  • My grandfather has a sense of humor. He gave me a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box that was empty. However the 3rd box had a hidden opening with $25 inside.
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  • For the MSP card, put it in a tiny box and completely smother it in duct tape. Then put that box in another box and smother it with duct tape. Etc etc and go on for as many boxes you can, and wrap the final one in nice, shiny wrapping paper. Definitely not original, but still funny.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Good Troll I took a poop in a box[/quote]What did you do to get rid of the smell?
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  • An empty box of an expensive electrical item.
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  • Your own poop with coal in a box sealed so the smell cant be detected.
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  • We played completely anonymous Dirty Santa in a college class once (For those who don't know, Dirty Santa someone chooses a gift, then the next person can either choose to steal it or get another one). I took a poop in a box and wrapped it in the prettiest wrapping paper and bow I could find. Everyone fought for my present, and a girl finally ended up with the poop at the end. I could hardly keep a straight face when a girl was shaking it to try and guess what was inside it.
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  • A Bonsai tree. It's like, not even a full tree.
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  • A genuinely great gift for someone who traditionally gives you "joke" gifts.
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  • How about a 360 with no disc tray? Or one that already has the RRoD?
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  • [Url=http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=XZLIQodHaFk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXZLIQodHaFk]This should help.[/url]
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  • a yodeling pickle
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  • A chocolate cake...with Bhut Jolokia (ghost pepper) seeds in it. Those suckers are about 7 times hotter than any habanero or scotch bonnet. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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  • I'm going to gift someone the Steam game "Bad Rats". It's a real cheap hunk of crap at only $0.50.
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  • For a halo/COD fan Send them a copy of halo 4 with BOII as the game inside. This also works vice versa
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  • Candy that taste like fish in the middle. Also, an airsoft gun but remove the spring first.
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  • "Yours" in a box
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  • Envelope with a blank card and a penny.
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  • If you want troll ideas than you came to the right place.
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  • Coal
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  • Dog feces. *Giggles like a young Asian schoolgirl*
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