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12/12/2012 7:59:33 AM
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Why most of you don't have a girlfriend

Your expectations are too high and you automatically set eyes on the hottest girl in front of your eyes you shallow -blam!-s.
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  • I want a guy
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  • Yep.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] superspartan178 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sexy man Your expectations are too high and you automatically set eyes on the hottest girl in front of your eyes you shallow -blam!-s.[/quote] Or maybe it's cause a lot of the Flood is Socially awkward...[/quote] This
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  • True.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I3 O O lVI E R No way dood, sex is bad before marriage.[/quote] Give me non-religious reasons.
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  • I am of course kidding. The first time I slipped my mushroom tip in her sugarwalls, I AINT EVER TURNIN BACK.
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  • No way dood, sex is bad before marriage.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I3 O O lVI E R Seriously everyone, don't have sex till you're married. You'll thank me later. [/quote] I'm so with you on that one.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I3 O O lVI E R Seriously everyone, don't have unsafe-sex till you're married. You'll thank me later. [/quote] Fix'd. Just stay safe.
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  • Seriously everyone, don't have sex till you're married. You'll thank me later.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Gwyn I have a cat. Your move OP.[/quote] [url=http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/2565181/2/stock-photo-2565181--blam!--cat.jpg]Dude gets -blam!- every night.[/url][/quote] Even I don't get -blam!- every night. [Edited on 12.12.2012 12:19 AM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I3 O O lVI E R Wait till you're married everyone. [/quote]Woah, wait, wat, you're married?[/quote] I'm just saying. Everyone here is horny dudes. Wait till you're married.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen Nope. Looks are cool and all, but I like girls with an awesome personality.[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I3 O O lVI E R Wait till you're married everyone. [/quote]Woah, wait, wat, you're married?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Gwyn I have a cat. Your move OP.[/quote] [url=http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/2565181/2/stock-photo-2565181--blam!--cat.jpg]Dude gets -blam!- every night.[/url]
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  • Wait till you're married everyone.
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  • >has a gf >none of the OP applies to me Goml.
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  • It's because my wife would be pissed. Oh and I married the hottest girl in front of my eyes. =)
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Gwyn I have a cat. Your move OP.[/quote]I have four cats. Come at me, bro!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam I don't want one. Too much emotion and dedication involved for little in return.[/quote]
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  • I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a man whore and don't want the baggage a girlfriend would bring. I prefer banging buddies tenfold to an actual relationship.
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  • I have a cat. Your move OP.
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  • OP makes girl advice threads wut
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  • Relationships are like farts, if you have to push them, they're probably -blam!-. I'm single partly because I can't muster up the courage to actually introduce myself. I always run the scenario in my head where I say hello, swap pleasantries, then have no clue where to go from there and I look the fool. However, I agree with doogoon and it does apply to my own situation. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I don't have a gf because I choose not to settle. I've settled too many times and it's not what I want. I will not be happy if I just settle for someone because they already like me. If the people are single for the reason the OP said, then they are making the right decision. Not the being shallow part, but for not taking something they don't want.[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMAN07 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl OC Girl lx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMAN07 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xl OC Girl lx I'm also not a -blam!-. Um... Les?[/quote] Haven't seen you in aaaaagggeeesssss.[/quote] Lol I took a 2 year break. A friend on Facebook mentioned this site in one of their posts and it just made me feel home sick :( How ya been?[/quote] Haha cool. Doing good, same ol Flood you know? Crazy how long I've been active here.[/quote] Right? Just when I think I got a life, the Flood proved me wrong >:(
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  • That's where you're wrong! I'm currently talking to a 4 maybe a 5 because she's [i]easy[/i]. Shallow? Pfffffffft (I'm 19 before y'all say something regarding age)
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