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12/12/2012 4:40:03 AM
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Dorm Bathrooms are disgusting.

Gotta say, people in my dorm are some damn animals. Apparently where they're from it's okay to take a dump on the toilet seat and in the shower. Any other college guys have this problem at their dorms?
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  • No, you're just disgusting.
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  • Community bathrooms I see... I feel sorry for you. I typed this from the privacy of my own personal toilet in my own bathroom in my dorm.
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  • I once accidentally flushed my sock down my friends dorm toilet once. I say accidentally because I was changing in the clothes and I had a sock in my pile of clothes I was holding and it fell in. I didn't wish to retrieve it from that wretched hive of scum and villainy so I flushed it down the toilet.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] roman arrow12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 I heard that all the guys in my hall are leaving a "present" for the cleaning maid; they're all going to poop in one big pile in the middle of the floor.[/quote] Enjoy your hall-wide charges for having to clean that up.[/quote] Never said I was going to do it...[/quote]If it's not in a personal room, everyone pays. Unless someone fesses and pays
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 Never said I was going to do it...[/quote] Doesn't matter. Unless they find out who did it, everyone in the building will be charged.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] roman arrow12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 I heard that all the guys in my hall are leaving a "present" for the cleaning maid; they're all going to poop in one big pile in the middle of the floor.[/quote] Enjoy your hall-wide charges for having to clean that up.[/quote] Never said I was going to do it...
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    Text LAFLOODS to 90999 to donate $10 - old

    Freestyle battle! Someone put a beat over this!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad -blam!- do you think I give a -blam!- about how unsatisfactory the janitorial duties are on the premises of the location you are getting a first class education? I was born Southern Cuba and lived my entire days in complete poverty while trying to scrape together money by whoring myself out to local -blam!-s willing to pleasure themselves for half a weeks pension. I had old and decrepit men ejaculate in my ass, to feed my family. I couldn't take it anymore, I smuggled myself among rat feces and hardened potatoes on a boat to Columbia when I was 11 to escape the horrors of Granma. Only to find myself in the hands of another -blam!-, this time they were even more ruthless, they would rub chemical into my prostate and laugh as I squeal in agony. By the time I had circulated through enough hands to North America, my -blam!- was simply a sagging balloon empty of air but too stretched to release what air is left. I was emotionless, no thoughts, just eat and sleep and whatever they decide to sodomize me with just happened. I was an object. To be thrown away and discarded. And now you're here, complaining about how filthy the place where you drop your crap is? I had my excrement compounded back up into my colon and had dysentery treated with unground methamphetamine. Go -blam!- yourself, man. You're a pathetic and arrogant -blam!- being.[/quote] What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad [/quote]Goodness Gracious
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  • -blam!- do you think I give a -blam!- about how unsatisfactory the janitorial duties are on the premises of the location you are getting a first class education? I was born Southern Cuba and lived my entire days in complete poverty while trying to scrape together money by whoring myself out to local -blam!-s willing to pleasure themselves for half a weeks pension. I had old and decrepit men ejaculate in my ass, to feed my family. I couldn't take it anymore, I smuggled myself among rat feces and hardened potatoes on a boat to Columbia when I was 11 to escape the horrors of Granma. Only to find myself in the hands of another -blam!-, this time they were even more ruthless, they would rub chemical into my prostate and laugh as I squeal in agony. By the time I had circulated through enough hands to North America, my -blam!- was simply a sagging balloon empty of air but too stretched to release what air is left. I was emotionless, no thoughts, just eat and sleep and whatever they decide to sodomize me with just happened. I was an object. To be thrown away and discarded. And now you're here, complaining about how filthy the place where you drop your crap is? I had my excrement compounded back up into my colon and had dysentery treated with unground methamphetamine. Go -blam!- yourself, man. You're a pathetic and arrogant -blam!- being.
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  • Yep... the fact that some people walk barefoot in there is even more disgusting (especially the showers).
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODSTworrior94 I heard that all the guys in my hall are leaving a "present" for the cleaning maid; they're all going to poop in one big pile in the middle of the floor.[/quote] Enjoy your hall-wide charges for having to clean that up.
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  • When I was a student and lived on campus, the rooms I were in were a 4 person suite (2 per room) that shared a bathroom. The cleaning person game every week and it never got too dirty. Finding other on campus restrooms that were clean was like unlocking different achievements. Once you found your toilet nirvana, you didn't tell anyone. Those are secrets that must be closely guarded.
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  • Just fake a handicap and get your own private bathroom. #Costanza
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  • I know someone who found and ate a turd of crap off a urinal with piss soaked in it.
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  • I heard that all the guys in my hall are leaving a "present" for the cleaning maid; they're all going to poop in one big pile in the middle of the floor.
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  • I'm renting a house and we keep our bathroom clean.
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    Ah, freshman bathrooms... I remember them well. One of the benefits of being an honor student is that we get our own private bathrooms. I only have to share with my roommate and we're not untrained dogs like everyone else seems to be.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CND AAA Beef [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] catman6 OP's jealous he doesn't live in a 6 person suite with only 3 people that has 2 private full bathrooms.[/quote]And those other two people [i]clean[/i] the bathrooms? If so, that's -blam!- amazing. Of all the people I've lived with, I swear I'm the only one who can use a mop.[/quote]Well, we're all friends, and I got lucky, I get the one bathroom and they share the second. It seems generally clean. Also, it get's bleached once a week by the cleaning person.
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  • It never particularly bothered me, except for that one joker who thought it would be funny to put Syran Wrap over the Toilet Seat. That was a very close call indeed.
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  • Speaking as a former RA, both genders do it. Speaking as someone who went to 2 schools for undergraduate, it is a widespread problem.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] catman6 OP's jealous he doesn't live in a 6 person suite with only 3 people that has 2 private full bathrooms.[/quote]And those other two people [i]clean[/i] the bathrooms? If so, that's -blam!- amazing. Of all the people I've lived with, I swear I'm the only one who can use a mop.
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  • To that extent nope you must go to a pretty -blam!- college.
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  • I don't mind them :)
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  • No one's taken a dump on the seat yet but someone pooped in one of the girls showers a while ago. Nobody flushes though, and it sucks.
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  • My dorm room has a bathroom connected to it. So lol to you.
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