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12/9/2012 11:08:11 PM
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Classic quotes as brought to you by Commander Palmer

I'm sure you're familiar Commander Sarah Palmer from Halo 4 and Spartan Ops, the character whose dialogue is mostly made out of one word; Eggheads. She says it all the damn time and never seems to bother with thinking of an alternative. So, as this brilliantly written character has blessed us with this vocabulary, I say we show effective eggheads really is when used in classic quotes. ITT: Use quotes from games, movies, shows etc. and replace a word or two with egghead(s). For example: "There's eggheads in the courtyard!" "A man chooses, an egghead obeys." "This is a tasty egghead." Try it! [Edited on 12.09.2012 3:10 PM PST]
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  • I have egghead class 2nd period. Honors eggheadology.
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  • "Hey Crimson! Do my laundry! And while you're at it click some buttons!"
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiter 739 I reject your Egghead and substitute my own. [/quote]Fix'd [Edited on 12.14.2012 3:34 AM PST]
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  • I substitute your Egghead and replace it with my own. EDIT: Gah, got it wrong. I need to get my Eggheads in order. [Edited on 12.14.2012 3:32 AM PST]
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  • Hey you badasses, beat down those eggheads with your badass guns so the egghead's egghead breaks. Keep being awesome. Spoiler alert!: Palmer gets bitten by an egghead and turns.
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  • "This is no rabble of mindless orcs, these are eggheads. Their armour is thick and their shields broad."
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  • "Our eggheads will blot out the sun." "Then we will fight in the shade."
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  • I know what you're thinking, "Did he fire eight shots or only seven?" Well, to tell you the truth, this thing fires so fast I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an M6H Handgun, the most accurate pistol in the UNSC's arsenal, and we're playing SWAT, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, egghead?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thenewxegk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryle Cytarai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 She sucks. [/quote]I hear she sucks eggheads.[/quote]what the egghead did you eggheading say to me you little egghead? I'll have you know I trained in egghead warfare and... May I ask why they call the elites "Hingeheads"? The new spartans seem to hate their enemy more than ever this time.[/quote] 1) The new Spartans are not as well-disciplined as the original Spartan II's or III's. They are just arrogant -blam!-s, most of them, anyways. 2) "Hinge-head" was a term used to refer to elites/ sangheili in the past lore, as well as "split-lip", "squid-face", and a bunch of others. [Edited on 12.14.2012 12:52 AM PST]
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  • "Why so eggheads...?" "Eggheads, Eggheads, whachta gonna do when they come for you?" "Who wants, to live, an Egghead?" "I know what the Eggheads like"
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryle Cytarai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 She sucks. [/quote]I hear she sucks eggheads.[/quote]what the egghead did you eggheading say to me you little egghead? I'll have you know I trained in egghead warfare and... May I ask why they call the elites "Hingeheads"? The new spartans seem to hate their enemy more than ever this time. [Edited on 12.14.2012 12:08 AM PST]
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  • "EGGHEADS! SHALL NOT! PASS!"
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  • ich bin ein egghead.
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  • "[i]We exist together now, two eggheads in one grave.[/i]"
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  • Hold RB to dualwield Eggheads.
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  • [i]I r egghed hu gun tech u lessn.[/i]
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  • [i]"I hate to admit it to myself and would really hate to admit it to my friends, but... I love this story, I... I... Love reading! I'm an Egghead."[/i] >.> <.<
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  • [i]Please enjoy my bright, blue eggheads![/i]
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  • No. She's really annoying.
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  • Black Eagle, take out those Eggheads. What are you doing, Black Eagle? Stop bring an Egghead! Black Eagle, you enjoy Halo 4 right now you Egghead! Black Eagle, go take out 10,000 hunters with this pea shooter! Careful Black Eagle, there are Eggheads about!
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  • [i]"What are we holding onto, Palmer?" "That there are still Eggheads in this world, Crimson... and they're worth pressing buttons for."[/i] [Edited on 12.10.2012 5:59 AM PST]
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  • Lord, what fools these eggheads be! -Bill Shakespeare
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AlmondJoy99 I used to be an egghead like you..[/quote] I lol'd.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DngerlyAwkwrd "SAY EGGHEAD AGAIN. [I]SAY... EGGHEAD... AGAIN! I DARE YOU, [B]I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHAF***A!"[/I][/B][/quote] +1 Should be an actual line in Spops.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [i]Eggheads. Eggheads never change. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the scientific anatomy of rock and bone, science has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, pyscotic analysis. In the year 2557, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of eggheads could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of scientific history. For eggheads had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in Fireteam Crimosn. For on that fateful day, when fire rained from the sky, the giant steel buttons of the Crimson squad became operable... and multiplied. It was here Spartan Ops starts. It is here Spartan Ops will die. Because, in Fireteam Crimson: no one can get enough buttons, and no one can ever... Crimson push that button![/i][/quote] i lold
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  • I have a dream that one day this egghead will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all eggheads are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Cauldron, the sons of former eggheads and the sons of former egghead owners will be able to sit down together at the table of crimson.
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