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12/7/2012 4:30:44 PM
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So I Just Had To Make Out With My Brother....

Well I was taking a leak this morning and lo and behold, my foreskin fell off, so now I'm a man. I gave the foreskin to my mom and as per tradition she baked it into a cake for everyone to share. And thanks to my dumb luck, my brother is the one who got the piece of cake with the foreskin in it, so I had to make out with him. FML. What are your awkward family stories, Flood?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jump Into Hell 0/10 back to reddit with you[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.[/quote] I don't have one and you are a very strange person[/quote] How am I strange?[/quote] That a serious question?[/quote] Yes.
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  • Yeaaaah... [i]No[/i] *get the hell away from thread*
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.[/quote] I don't have one and you are a very strange person[/quote] How am I strange?[/quote] That a serious question?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NinjaLord77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.[/quote] I don't have one and you are a very strange person[/quote] How am I strange?
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  • [url=http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lku7qdgu0F1qjswkso1_250.gif]What?[/url]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.[/quote] I don't have one and you are a very strange person
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    Text LAFLOODS to 90999 to donate $10 - old

    [quote]Member Since: 03.08.2008[/quote] Not for much longer...
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  • Ya it happens when you get older, it's nature's way of telling you that you're ready to be a man.
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  • Whaaa can your foreskin just fall off?
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  • Words can not accurately describe what the Hell I just read.
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  • ...
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  • Good one, OP.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Well I was taking a leak this morning and lo and behold, my foreskin fell off, so now I'm a man. I gave the foreskin to my mom and as per tradition she baked it into a cake for everyone to share. And thanks to my dumb luck, my brother is the one who got the piece of cake with the foreskin in it, so I had to make out with him. FML. [/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqm6htwcwk]Wut?[/url]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mastergee I bet you wish your father got the foreskin.[/quote] He was my second choice.
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  • I bet you wish your father got the foreskin.
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  • All of my eyes.
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  • What the bloody -blam!- did I just read?
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  • 0/10 back to reddit with you
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