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Assed up LIVE messages

Have you ever received any messages that just stumped you or made you laugh your ass off? Share your stories/photos here. [url=http://i.imgur.com/tzCvr.jpg]Couple years ago I was known as SeventhTru7h on xbox live and when the Reach Beta came out I received an ass load of messages but this one was the first.[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/9MJlC.jpg]This one I call "Uncle Bill".[/url]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mythical Wolf This thread is bad and you should feel bad.[/quote] No you should feel bad OP: Once some guy beat me in halo 3 by 3 kills in team slayer opposite team, I sent him a message saying "noob" he got really angry and I stayed calm while he was angry, so funny. Once some guy sent me "I know where you live, I will kill you if you don't let me win"(I won).
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SpeedyBlueDude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Korpse One time someone sent me a picture of them mooning me. I laughed pretty hard. Also, I have had a few random girls send me pictures of their boobs. Not even kidding. [/quote]I demand receipts. And receipts of those receipts.[/quote]Pics or it didn't happen?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Korpse One time someone sent me a picture of them mooning me. I laughed pretty hard. Also, I have had a few random girls send me pictures of their boobs. Not even kidding. [/quote]I demand receipts. And receipts of those receipts.
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  • Some guy i beat on Fifa threatened to put me on youtube in front of his "thousands"of subscribers who would spam me.Never got one message :(
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  • The hate messages I get sometimes. "Oh bro you're gargbage, I'd -blam- you up." *Invites me to 1v1* Preceed to destroy him. "-Blam- you, you are using nooby weapons like BR and sniper" He resets match and takes weapon off map, leaving only assault rifle. Beat him worse. "Thats bs, you only one cause you were jumping and throwing nades and -blam-!" [Edited on 11.20.2012 7:11 AM PST]
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  • One time someone sent me a picture of them mooning me. I laughed pretty hard. Also, I have had a few random girls send me pictures of their boobs. Not even kidding.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bokonnon No, I haven't.[/quote]
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  • [quote][url=http://i.imgur.com/9MJlC.jpg]This one I call "Uncle Bill".[/url][/quote] I was playing Xbox when Xbox ring "Joe, bill is call" "no" [Edited on 11.20.2012 5:29 AM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] QuirkyNate I haven't gotten a hate message in awhile but there was one kid who threatened to ban me because of my achievements. I got achievement reset shortly after Reach came out. I was playing MM with a friend and out of nowhere I get a message saying I shouldn't have Mark VI without having the Make It Rain achievement. I explained to the person that I got my achievements reset after I bought my armor. He/She didn't believe me so they reported me for hacking. Still waiting on that ban.[/quote]Why'd they get reset?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mythical Wolf This thread is bad and you should feel bad.[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm Well, there was a team of us. All pink. All boob emblems. All BCAM tags. I suppose he was somewhat bright. [/quote]Well, he ain't totally hopeless.
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  • [quote]Voice message Uhm, you have been invited to join tsgs clan, you have to be in the ages of 10, 11, 12, 14, and you have to be lower than a field marshall because I'm the leader and nobody can be higher than me so...[/quote] Poor 13 year olds who were left out.
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  • I haven't gotten a hate message in awhile but there was one kid who threatened to ban me because of my achievements. I got achievement reset shortly after Reach came out. I was playing MM with a friend and out of nowhere I get a message saying I shouldn't have Mark VI without having the Make It Rain achievement. I explained to the person that I got my achievements reset after I bought my armor. He/She didn't believe me so they reported me for hacking. Still waiting on that ban. [Edited on 11.20.2012 4:27 AM PST]
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  • Well, there was a team of us. All pink. All boob emblems. All BCAM tags. I suppose he was somewhat bright.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm My emblem was a boob for all of last month on Reach and my tag was BCAM for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Well, someone sent me a message stating that I got breast cancer because of how bad I am at Reach and how much I use AL. It was interesting. [/quote]That is interesting...what's more interesting is that the user picked up on what you were supporting pretty quickly.
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  • My emblem was a boob for all of last month on Reach and my tag was BCAM for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Well, someone sent me a message stating that I got breast cancer because of how bad I am at Reach and how much I use AL. It was interesting.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lVl e r c u r y OG dashboard.[/quote] Lol when did you get the xbox?
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  • Only one or two after beating a team pretty bad on L4D
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snake Archer I liked the swoosh noises. [/quote]The swoosh was awesome.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thomsn0w [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lVl e r c u r y OG dashboard.[/quote]That's original to you? [url=http://www.controlpadblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dash1.jpg]Son...[/url][/quote] [url=http://digiex.net/attachments/guides-reviews/console-guides/xbox-360-guides/5434d1285433968-use-xbox-360-blades-dashboard-version-1888-jtag-media.jpg]...and here are the blades.[/url][/quote]Uh, who cares about the blades?[/quote] I liked the swoosh noises.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thomsn0w [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lVl e r c u r y OG dashboard.[/quote]That's original to you? [url=http://www.controlpadblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dash1.jpg]Son...[/url][/quote] [url=http://digiex.net/attachments/guides-reviews/console-guides/xbox-360-guides/5434d1285433968-use-xbox-360-blades-dashboard-version-1888-jtag-media.jpg]...and here are the blades.[/url][/quote]Uh, who cares about the blades?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lVl e r c u r y OG dashboard.[/quote]That's original to you? [url=http://www.controlpadblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dash1.jpg]Son...[/url][/quote] [url=http://digiex.net/attachments/guides-reviews/console-guides/xbox-360-guides/5434d1285433968-use-xbox-360-blades-dashboard-version-1888-jtag-media.jpg]...and here are the blades.[/url]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tangodown246 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Is This1 Every single hate message I get I laugh my ass off. They are always so damn funny. Also the Reach beta really wasn't that long ago OP to be saying a couple years.[/quote] Couple equals 2 Beta was more than 2 years ago.[/quote] True, but the way the OP worded it makes it seem like he is saying it was a long time ago. As for the beta is slightly older than 2 years, but it isn't 3 years old.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Is This1 Every single hate message I get I laugh my ass off. They are always so damn funny. Also the Reach beta really wasn't that long ago OP to be saying a couple years.[/quote] Couple equals 2 Beta was more than 2 years ago.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lVl e r c u r y OG dashboard.[/quote]That's original to you? [url=http://www.controlpadblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dash1.jpg]Son...[/url]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mythical Wolf This thread is bad and you should feel bad.[/quote]Your entire post history is bad and you should feel bad. Moving on.... [Edited on 11.20.2012 3:13 AM PST]
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