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11/20/2012 6:53:48 AM
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My future

I know you're probably not gonna read this but I'm turning 14 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
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  • Why would you want to become a walrus, an eggman is obviously better. You know, goo goo g'joob
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjakenzen kooo kooo kachu. I want to be the Eggman![/quote]Dr.?[/quote] I must spell it out for [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42luHhrsNhg]you[/url]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjakenzen kooo kooo kachu. I want to be the Eggman![/quote]Dr.?
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    kooo kooo kachu. I want to be the Eggman!
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  • good job OP
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Effective Strafe I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. [/quote] So much fail.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Effective Strafe I know you're probably not gonna read this but I'm turning 14 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. [/quote] should i view your channel and give this a thumbs up?
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  • Have you grown a mustache yet?
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  • Wait... Are you really 13
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  • Walruses are less than people.
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  • Thread saved.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou You inspire me, OP.[/quote]
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  • Become a strafing walrus.
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  • [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6edg56-5qY]First thing that came to my mind..[/url]
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  • It's going to be hard being a walrus in Antarctica. You should try going north. You know, where walruses are.
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  • Remember to play that beatles song on your way there to get in the correct mindset.
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  • Do you have a ChipIn where I can donate?
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  • I've seen this on yahoo answeres before I swear
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  • Great aspiration, but you're just going to end up working at Maccy D's.
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Effective Strafe I know you're probably not gonna read this but I'm turning 14 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. [/quote] This walrus speaks the truth! You all have what it takes, just try as hard as you can and your floppy arm flaps will emerge! You will grow dominant tusks, and mighty whiskers! Be the walrus nobody else is. Go now! Dye your skin gray as the grimmest night, and go around making god awful noises using your stomach to make rhythmic jumps around the ground! Rise up! RIIISSEEE UP into the age of the walrus!
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  • Go and find a man named Robbaz. He will guide you to your destiny, brave one.
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  • Make us proud OP.
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  • As long as you remove yourself from society, you have my full support.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Effective Strafe I know you're probably not gonna read this but I'm turning 14 soon and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. [/quote] If you cut off your arms how did you type this post?
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  • See ya. I won't miss you.
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  • OP, you spelled futer wrong.
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