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11/20/2012 5:52:48 AM
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Embrace your inner fatness!

So flood, we all know about that lifting crap, right? Well guess what? No one here even lifts, so lets assume we're all obese turds who fap all day. Now, onto the main topic, which is: What is the most obese thing you've ever done? Ex:48 hour gaming marathon with nothing but chips and dew Well, Flood? Shnarfal Shnarf [Edited on 11.19.2012 9:53 PM PST]
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    Every day I get seconds, me and my friends always have to do the 'Walk of shame' through our halls to get it. But I don't give a toss. But that's my fat moment.
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  • One time I took a second go at the buffé!
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  • Your face when I lifted furniture yesterday to help someone move. Banana:1 OP:0
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  • I lost my car keys for a few days. Turns out they were in my belly rolls along with some stuff that looked like cottage cheese.
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  • How disgusting, why would you guys eat all that greasy, fatty stuff? When I eat pizza (rarely) I can barely eat 3 before I'm full (or throw up). [Edited on 11.20.2012 1:23 AM PST]
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  • I'm underweight and have been my whole life. Well compared to the US national average for my age, thats pretty normal for where I'm from in Europe.
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  • You explained me perfectly op except I also eat ice cream.
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  • I don't know, 10 slices of pizza maybe? I'm really not an unhealthy person.
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  • One day I skipped lifting because I was ill. I felt so obese.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paradox954 1 pizza, 12 fried chicken wings.[/quote] Amateur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paradox954 10 minutes.[/quote] I take what I said back....damn son.
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  • Chocolate :)
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  • 3 large meat feast pizzas 5 boxes of chicken wings 2 tubs of Ben & Jerry's 20 cans of coke 5 boxes of popcorn 2 big mac meals (large) 1 X-Files season 1 marathon best day of my life [Edited on 11.19.2012 11:25 PM PST]
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  • [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0TEvK-mjlg]I embrace my inner fratness.[/url]
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  • Wat
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  • I ate a plate of cookies by myself today and then i went to the pool but i dont nkow how to swim and i ran out of air then swallowed the pool and then barfed and they kicked me out
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MartinOfRedwall Everyday I come home and eat a debbie brownie, 2 fun size milky ways, a reeses cup, a stack of about 20 pringles, a mini drumstick ice cream cone, and maybe 4 chips ahoy cookies. Then dinner. The irony? I still can't get over 120 lbs...[/quote] Because you're eating crap food that your body just spits out your other end without absorbing barely any nutrients. Try eating that much but eat things like beef and oats, and then exercise. You'll put on weight. [Edited on 11.19.2012 10:56 PM PST]
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  • I eat about 3500 calories a day but I think I look great [Edited on 11.19.2012 10:54 PM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MartinOfRedwall Everyday I come home and eat a debbie brownie, 2 fun size milky ways, a reeses cup, a stack of about 20 pringles, a mini drumstick ice cream cone, and maybe 4 chips ahoy cookies. Then dinner. The irony? I still can't get over 120 lbs...[/quote] $5 says your a teenager whose in puberty, so your metabolism is on Hyperdrive. Once you get past 25-27, your gonna gain weight... Fast. OT: When I was little, my Aunt took me to Carvels. I tricked my mom into taking me to Carvels again later that day. When she found out I was there earlier, we had a fight. I told my Aunt the next day I had a fight with my mom (Neglecting to tell her about the 2nd trip to Carvels), who took me to Carvels to make me feel better. This all happened in 24 hours between mid-Sat. and mid-Sun. I was an evil genius as a kid.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna I ate 3 pizzas over a weekend once. One friday, another in saturday and the third on sunday. And I didnt even get sick or anything. I have a stomach of steel. Wont be doing that again though. If you are wondering I ordered from Pizza Hut and Papa Johns.[/quote] -blam!-, I could almost down 2 in one sitting. And yeah, I lift. I enjoy covering myself in vaseline and pretending to be a slug.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowVegan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak obese[/quote] Not even close. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak turds[/quote] That's gross. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak who fap all day[/quote] Never.[/quote] Why do vegans hate everything fun in life?
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  • Ate a king size symphony bar (absolutely orgasmic) and a bag of mini three musketeers yesterday.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paradox954 1 pizza, 12 fried chicken wings. 10 seconds.[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak obese[/quote] Not even close. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak turds[/quote] That's gross. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak who fap all day[/quote] Never.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI One time I spent the entire day rolling around on my mounds of fatness.[/quote]Did the rolls of obese lard suffocate you?[/quote] Almost. I had to develop a breathing exercise to survive the periods of descending into the darkness that was my blubberous, bulging ocean of skin and fat
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The S bot 9000 >All nighter >followed by sleep >followed by a lunch of pizza and soda >then another all nighter. [/quote]How is that "obese"?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paradox954 1 pizza, 12 fried chicken wings. 10 minutes.[/quote]Fapped to a chicken wing. I have to say fried chicken is pretty orgasmic if you ask me.
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