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11/20/2012 1:20:23 AM
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Strangely my best day yet

At lunch I crossed paths with a techy web manager, Tom Giaconda (Achronos) of Bungie. Sitting across from one another, we smiled, exchanged a few words, then went on what I thought to be an ordinary day. Boy was I wrong. Unexpectedly, he ran back with my forgotten notebook, a funny looking banana sketched inside. Why, I wasn't sure. Then it him me, figuratively and literally. He rammed his peenie into my ass. I grunted--startled--then let go and found myself in a moan, then a howl. The banana was a phallic symbol. We knocked over the dinnerware and I spread out my legs, releasing a fresh bowel movement. He ate me out, roared with pleasure, then rhythmically thrust in my -blam!- region. We were the center of the table--in fact, the center of attention. We made loves like dancers, monkeys even. He was an explorer in my tropical rear. Then he jzed. And I ate.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deadlock v3 What. Dafaq.[/quote]
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  • He's known to do this every week or do.
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  • 7/10, I chuckled.
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  • Hey guys! I think the OP is Darth.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel 50 Shades of wtf[/quote]
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  • Report and move on.
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  • A bit too detailed.
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  • What... the hell .. did i just read?
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  • Is the OP a girl or a boy? We do know he has a -blam!- though
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Am Not Darth The banana was a phallic symbol. [/quote] hahaha
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  • I will never read the same again
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cortanas Ass >Achronos >running Nice try.[/quote]Nice username there buddy.
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  • I made sure to take a pic before you get banned.
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  • >Achronos >running Nice try.
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  • What. Dafaq.
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  • ORGY WITH ACHRY
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  • 50 Shades of wtf
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  • Raped by....Achronos. Congratulations! [Edited on 11.19.2012 5:22 PM PST]
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