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11/4/2012 12:17:31 AM
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Halo 4 Review: It Sucks

Halo 4 is objectively a terrible game. I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact. How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom? The problem with Halo 4 is basically that it isn't Halo 3 with a slightly different graphics style and maps. Halo 4 has these weird things called loadouts in multiplayer. Since these were popular in CoD this automatically means that CoD invented them. Seeing as Halo has Loadouts and Killcams this means that it is copying CoD which is ipso facto terrible because, for some reason, CoD is the worst game ever made. Whilst it could be argued that loadouts make the game fresh and new I do not like it because it reminds me of CoD and not Halo 3. There are other fatal flaws in this game. One is that it looks identical and plays identical to Halo Reach. Because of this, I amusingly call the game Halo Reach 2.0 so others can see I have made a truly original observation. Halo Reach 2.0 is going to be terrible because Halo Reach was terrible, because that wasn't Halo 3 either. Another problem the two games share is that they don't respect the canon of the books enough. Unfortunately, Bungie the people who created the universe, think it is ok to override the books. Bungie have even encouraged 343 Industries to do the same. A very big problem with the game, that deserves mention is how Master Chief's armour changes in cryosleep. This is literally impossible and is such a big deal to me that I will continue to never shut up about it in forums. 343 instantly ruined the game when they didn't think through such an issue. This is a really big deal and should not be taken lightly. I could just load up and play Halo 3 but that would be too logical. Instead, I will waste my time on Bungie.net, a forum that has nothing to do with the future of Halo anymore, and will complain and nitpick about anything concerning Halo 4 and anything else of Halo. Halo 4 sucks and it is a terrible game. Don't put your money into a CoD clone.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] car15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 Hey mods, if ironic "poop"posting is bannable on /v/, then why can't these dumb ironic -blam!-posting threads be bannable too?[/quote] "Poop"posting?[/quote] [url=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqoew7uQr1r0yamfo1_1280.png]"Poop"posting[/url] [url=http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/q/image/1346/80/1346805469021.png]Call it sarcasm all you want, it's annoying and makes the poster look stupid[/url]. None of the arguments in the OP are even used, it's just the OP's way of -blam!--posting and trying to be ironic with it through the sarcasm. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Painis Cupcake [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 Hey mods, if ironic "poop"posting is bannable on /v/, then why can't these dumb ironic -blam!-posting threads be bannable too?[/quote] You're probably just butthurt that everything he's saying is true, and you don't like it. I for one, think he's a very witty gentleman who brings up some sarcastically valid points.[/quote] You mean like the lack of a completed game? Or how about the lack of any replayability in Campaign or Spartan Ops. What about the maps all being -blam!- except a couple? What about the awful playlists with awful settings? Nowhere did the OP address these and these are few of the many problems. It's all ironic -blam!-posting of things annoyingginge said before Halo 4 even came out. It's funny how 343bots still resort to these crappy sarcastic threads though because it shows that they know the game is bad and not fun and can't refute it. [Edited on 12.13.2012 1:29 PM PST]
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  • OP actually likes H4. Shame on you.
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  • Best Review I Have Ever Read.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TedToaster22 +1[/quote]
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  • OP You are awesome!!! I agree that it is a CoD clone as well. I just got blops2 and the first thing I did was go into the map editor. I spawned a tank and the purple bomber flying thing. I couldn't blow up the tank in a custom game because my friends kept making that green regenerate shield around it. After that I watched a replay of the game in the theater mode! It's sweet how CoD and Halo are exactly the same now!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 Hey mods, if ironic "poop"posting is bannable on /v/, then why can't these dumb ironic -blam!-posting threads be bannable too?[/quote] You're probably just butthurt that everything he's saying is true, and you don't like it. I for one, think he's a very witty gentleman who brings up some sarcastically valid points.
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  • [url=http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx193/tylermckitt/556306_447438411971778_2046747065_n.png]...[/url]
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  • A lot of irony I see.
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  • It hurts knowing people wont know this is a sarcastic thread
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ELITEKING721sdgh[/quote] Go to bed, cooper.
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 Hey mods, if ironic "poop"posting is bannable on /v/, then why can't these dumb ironic -blam!-posting threads be bannable too?[/quote] "Poop"posting?
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  • Made me chuckle. Didnt expect it. 7/10
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  • +1
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  • Lol'd.
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  • Hey mods, if ironic "poop"posting is bannable on /v/, then why can't these dumb ironic -blam!-posting threads be bannable too? [Edited on 12.13.2012 12:57 PM PST]
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNHOLYCOOPERs GF How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom?[/quote] I don't think you know what that word means.
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  • I like this guy. He knows how to do sarcasm.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HundredJono Is it the 21st already?[/quote] Fix'd.
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  • 4/10.
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  • I agree with OP's post. Halo 4 was and is a fun and enjoyable game. Haters gunna hate!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNHOLYCOOPERs GF Halo 4 is objectively a terrible game. I personally think so, therefore it must be a fact. How could you challenge my eschatological wisdom?[/quote]I couldn't even get myself to read beyond this part...too much retard in three sentences.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ELITEKING721sdgh Uhhh you are pretty stupid dude. Halo 4 is a great game. It might not be Halo 2 or Halo 3, but it was still pretty good, espicially if it's from a brand-new company such as 343i. So grow up and get with the changing world. For all of you that cancelled your pre-orders, I feel bad for you. You are missing out on a great expierience. For the record, it's not a CoD clone, so get your head out of your asses![/quote] lulz, OP is successful troll
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  • Wow, this was from awhile ago. [Edited on 12.13.2012 12:37 PM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat It's only funny because it is happening. [/quote]
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  • Uhhh you are pretty stupid dude. Halo 4 is a great game. It might not be Halo 2 or Halo 3, but it was still pretty good, espicially if it's from a brand-new company such as 343i. So grow up and get with the changing world. For all of you that cancelled your pre-orders, I feel bad for you. You are missing out on a great expierience. For the record, it's not a CoD clone, so get your head out of your asses!
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  • 9.8/10 op very true for some people on here.
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