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10/29/2012 11:24:22 PM
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Can I apply to be a janitor at Bungie HQ?

My qualifications: 1.) I clean very often. My room is spotless and I make sure it is always more than presentable. 2.) My specialties include making sure all eating surfaces(a.k.a. every place in Bungie HQ) are sanitary and perfect. 3.) While not cleaning, I will be head chef and snack maker. 4.) I am willing to re-locate for the job My demands: 1.) Unlimited access to indoor rock wall 2.) I tag along to parties
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  • In reality, they probably contract it out to some service company that specializes in janitorial services, and the team who does it does it as one stop among several that night. Just a guess, though, I could be wrong. [Edited on 10.29.2012 5:13 PM PDT]
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  • Excuse me ima let you finish, but I have one of the cleanest toilets of all times.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadedSpartan17 Why are you in the mens restroom is my question? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms? I have.[/quote][/quote]They just don't know how to say no to a lady. And if I had toilets that awesome, I'd show everyone...
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  • If you are Mexican, then you are already over qualified.
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  • Why are you in the mens restroom is my question? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms? I have.[/quote]
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  • Yes, but you have to clean the toilets without gloves.
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  • One important question for you, OP; are you okay with cleaning up bagels? Digested bagels?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint of Taint :| [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms? I have.[/quote][/quote]>.> ..posh fancy Americans.
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  • :| [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cortana 5 The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms? I have.[/quote]
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  • The last thing I'd want to do is clean up after Bungie dudes. Have you seen the restrooms? I have.
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  • You can clean whatever you like.... With a blindfold on.
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  • If that was a job opening, there would be hundreds or thousands of applicants.
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  • Have you seen their bathroom? It was shown in a Friday update long ago, but one of the toilets or walls is made out of some of the rarest gem in the world. It's pretty cool [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadedSpartan17 They won't need a squad. [i]Just me;)[/i] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.[/quote][/quote]They are a studio of a couple hundred with a single bathroom. May God Help you.[/quote]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadedSpartan17 They won't need a squad. [i]Just me;)[/i] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.[/quote][/quote]They are a studio of a couple hundred with a single bathroom. May God Help you.
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  • They won't need a squad. [i]Just me;)[/i] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.[/quote]
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  • I remember they addressed this in a mailsack, and effectively said that Bungie doesn't have a janitorial squad.
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  • I'd do that, but you need at least 3 years of experience with one developed fabric softener.
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  • Good luck buddy. Have fun cleaning the rest room.. Listening to that funky music!
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  • Something tells me theres already too many peeps asking for this job....
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