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10/8/2012 5:02:24 AM
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Help!!!!

I live in West Miami very close to the Everglades. I saw what I think is a brown recluse spider go on my monitor. I sprayed it with air fresher and it got pissed and went back behind the monitor! These spiders are poisonous, what do I do,it lives behind my desk!!!! [Edited on 10.07.2012 9:06 PM PDT]
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  • kill it you -blam!-.
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  • Cold climate masterrace.
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  • Guys, I have sprayed my whole room with venom. I can taste the venom in my mouth and I can feel my skin under the fingernails getting irritated. This is some strong poison. I hope this thing dies, I've seen them before!
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  • A shoe/fly swatter is the answer. Luckily I live in canada and we don't have those spiders.
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  • 1.Bite the spider. 2.Become Man-Spider. 3.???? 4.Profit!
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgewolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dozen Plague This is so scary, I don't want to get bitten guys! What if while I'm typing this the spider comes out of nowhere and bites me! HELP!!!!! What do I do![/quote]Okay.. okay.. Do you have a Lighter? Ignite it and press the flames on the spider.. it'll die in seconds.. You may have to follow it as it may try to run away. This is the best way to kill a spider.. "Kill it with fire!" [/quote] ALRIGHT! I know it's a recluse because it's really shy and it appears for only seconds before it leaves and disappears.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RampantAssass1n Op I already explained this to you... [quote][i]Next time you see it, you need to be very careful. But the best way to kill it is to whip out you junk and jerk onto it, trust me I have killed many a brown recluse (and even some tarantulas)like that.[i][quote][/quote] I DONT WANT TO GET MY JUNK BITTEN OFF! HALp
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dozen Plague This is so scary, I don't want to get bitten guys! What if while I'm typing this the spider comes out of nowhere and bites me! HELP!!!!! What do I do![/quote]Okay.. okay.. Do you have a Lighter? Ignite it and press the flames on the spider.. it'll die in seconds.. You may have to follow it as it may try to run away. This is the best way to kill a spider.. "Kill it with fire!"
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  • Op I already explained this to you... [quote][i]Next time you see it, you need to be very careful. But the best way to kill it is to whip out you junk and jerk onto it, trust me I have killed many a brown recluse (and even some tarantulas)like that.[/i][/quote] [Edited on 10.07.2012 9:09 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joedanny96 My mom was bit by a brown recluse once. The venom carved an inch-deep hole into her leg. Have a nice night OP.[/quote] It appeared yesterday at around the same time! I had to sleep with it! NOT AGAIN PLEASE! WHAT DO?
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  • My mom was bit by a brown recluse once. The venom carved an inch-deep hole into her leg. Have a nice night OP.
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  • OP, I looked into it and my room perfectly describes their environment D: *Begins burning down house*
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  • This is so scary, I don't want to get bitten guys! What if while I'm typing this the spider comes out of nowhere and bites me! HELP!!!!! What do I do!
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  • Burn House and then move to China.
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  • Next time you see it, you need to be very careful. But the best way to kill it is to whip out you junk and jerk onto it, trust me I have killed many a brown recluse (and even some tarantulas)like that.
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  • Burn down the building. [i] Then they'll think twice b4 entering my house.[/i] Er, your house.
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  • Stick it in its pooper!
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  • Let it bite you. Become Spiderman.
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  • Burn the entire house down, this will ensure that you get rid of any other spiders along with their nests.
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  • Burn your house down. I'm sorry, but it's the only way.
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  • Wait, so you sprayed it, and then you hid behind your monitor where the spider also happens to live?
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  • Let it consume your soul in the night.
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  • No.
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