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10/8/2012 12:48:21 AM
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A mysterious van pulls into your driveway

You are home alone. It is 10pm, and you are watching movie. You see a light flash over your blinds, and when you look out the window, a mysterious black van with tinted windows and no plates pulls into your driveway. What do you do?
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  • Lock all doors and windows and have the police ready on speed dial. Watch the van by peeking under the window curtains on the 2nd floor of my house.
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  • Walk outside naked and take a piss on the van.
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  • It's better than a white unmarked van that has the words "Free Candy!" spraypainted onto it. I've seen one such van that had that Grafitti on it around town.
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  • Time to load my Mosin Nagant?
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  • Am I watching Home Alone, or the Spongebob Squarepants movie?
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando Turn the outside lights on, an yell "Who the -blam!- are you!?"[/quote] I'd probably do this. Lots of lulz on this thread, though.
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  • "Can I help you?" *holding knife behind back*
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  • Stash my weed. I don't want the Feds taking my bud.
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  • Grab my Beretta, call the cops. If the "van person" tries doing anything I shoot at him. The cops would show up and help out.
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  • most people will say stuff like "oh i'd get my gun or my samurai sword." but in reality i'd just go back to watching the movie [Edited on 10.07.2012 8:13 PM PDT]
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  • [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Jss76SZD-gs#t=22s]Blare this.[/url]
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  • Rig the house to explode and jump out another window quietly.
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  • play hide in seek
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  • Set off the landmines under my driveway.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kil1ertomatog fap when they come in, look them in the eye and finish.[/quote]
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  • Summon Chaos daemons. Begin the shenanigans.
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  • I don't have a driveway. What do.
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  • Keep watching T.V, maybe call some cops if anything else happens.
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  • Call the cops and get my gun.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xerxes2552 All while playing "Call Me Maybe" in the background of their minds.[/quote]You horrible twisted bastard.
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  • bring them to my lab.
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  • Reach into their mind with my psychic powers. If their intentions are peaceful (or if they're just turning around), I let them go. If they intend to invade my house, I make them kill each other with their bare hands, then have the last survivor smash his head in on the steering wheel. All while playing "Call Me Maybe" in the background of their minds.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kil1ertomatog Put on dem sexy vids Pull down pants fap when they come in, look them in the eye and finish.[/quote] all of my wat
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  • Last time that happened was Fathers day when my father's truck got repo'd. The payment went in the same day they repossessed it. Thought we payed until we saw the bill had fallen somewhere and panicked to send it in on time. We should be quicker. That was a pretty awful fathers day.
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  • Put on dem sexy vids Pull down pants fap when they come in, look them in the eye and finish.
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  • Nothing. They are generally just performing a U-turn.
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