[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilentSnoFall
Tell her you are pregnant and it is hers, then she has to stay with you! The dance will come without asking shortly after, she might even ask you.[/quote]
If this doesn't work, use Toast/Envelope as a backup plan.
You will need a good pick-up line, OP.
Fortunately for you, I have a couple already loaded.
"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."
"I'll -blam!- you so hard, I'll scramble your eggs."
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
Those are my favorites. They seem to work for me, but it is all about delivery, OP. I went through the trouble of finding a website filled with pick-up lines for you.
Just find the one that suits your character the most and roll with it. Don't practice the lines. It has to be natural.
If all goes as planned, you will have more than a date to homecoming. Good luck.
[Edited on 10.02.2012 8:52 PM PDT]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Donovan McNabb
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're coming to homecoming with me
Because I'm bigger than you[/quote]I laughed.
Really, just ask. It's a simple question with a simple answer.