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DeeJ

Look who's early! The Mail Sack is here.

[url=http://www.bungie.net/News/Blog.aspx?mode=news#cid32203]Join the party[/url]. Your challenge is one that requires the same skills that you use to post on Bungie.net. Write a very short story. No more than a paragraph. No more than 5 sentences. And, you must include the name of every heist flick contained in the Sack. And no, I will not give them to you.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ ^ That was absolutely hilarious! This challenge is closed. Anything posted below this does not count. I will choose some favorites from different literary categories and start a poll. Stay tuned for the Bungie Book Club.[/quote] that's today right?
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  • ^ That was absolutely hilarious! This challenge is closed. Anything posted below this does not count. I will choose some favorites from different literary categories and start a poll. Stay tuned for the Bungie Book Club.
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  • Just for fun. Couldn't keep it to just five sentences, unless you're willing to accept a very loose definition of "sentence". [quote][b][/b] Thanks for trying down there, Dogs, but I should have just gone in [i][Sixty seconds until impact.][/i] [b][/b] *in to the office; spaceflight has its inherent risks, but no one bothered to mention the ship's faulty fuel reservoir. [b][/b] natch [i][...] [Thirty seconds until impact.] [...][/i] [b][/b] Quick, change course and try to find a body of water to crash in. Earth was supposed to be here in this system, that blasted rock is full of oceans. [i][Eleven seconds.][/i] [b][/b] nothing i can do, brother - wher eartth ought to be is no longer our concern [i][Ten.][/i] [b][/b] *where Earth ought to be [i][Nine.] <<<---end of file--->>>[/i][/quote] [Edited on 09.30.2012 1:20 PM PDT]
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  • Ronin and his brother knew they had to be Gone is 60 Seconds, but they couldn't find there way around the Office Space. This job was supposed to be an easy Quick Change, Snatch the package then replace it with the fake one. The brothers split up to make the job go faster. They knew they had to get this done, because if either Oceans 11 or Reservoir Dogs got there hands on the package, that gang would have the upper hand and that couldn't happen. Having split up however, they had trouble finding each other, and the calls of "O Brother where Art Thou" echoed through the empty halls. [Edited on 09.29.2012 9:27 AM PDT]
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  • "Hey Marty." "Yeah Paul?" "What are your 8 favorite heist movies of all time?" "Well, I'd probably have to go with Reservoir Dogs, Oceans 11, Quick Change, O Brother Where Art Thou, Ronin, Snatch ,Gone in 60 Seconds and Office Space; why do you ask?" "Just wonderin." [Edited on 09.28.2012 8:17 PM PDT]
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  • I've added my masterpiece to Page 2 if any of you would like to risk your eyes on it. But I'll warn you: perfection to this level is known to blind all those who look upon it.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T1B3R7uMB0YXVI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote]Once upon a time, two guys were sitting on a bench. The first guy turns to the second guy and says, "What are your favorite movies?" The second guy replies, "Ronin, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Quick Change, Snatch, Gone in 60 Seconds, Reservoir Dogs, and O Brother Where Art Thou."[/quote] [/quote]You win... Period. DeeJ, please give him the presidency medal of honor. [/quote] Yeah... I really don't think anyone will top that. [i]But we can still try![/i]
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  • My question got into part of the challenge. That counts for something, right? Ocean's 11and Ocean's 13 are the best heist movies, anyone who disagrees is wrong. OT: Another nice read.
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  • It was another Ocean's 11. The office space that Ronin sat in was gone in sixty seconds, still ringing with the sound of the explosion. The heat from dozens of fires would have been maddening at any other time. But there was only the corpse. Snatch, as the other Reservoir Dogs called him, lay dead in a heap, his skin melted by the Quick Change Tachyon Collider. Ronin hung his head and despairingly sent Snatch's body to the underverse with the sacred oath, O Brother, Where Art Thou? [Edited on 09.28.2012 8:23 PM PDT]
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  • What web editor(s) does the webteam prefer and why?
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  • Great mailsack! OT: I am going to post my paragraph later.
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  • [quote] What advice do you have for a man with a broken heart? Duct Tape. That stuff fixes everything. Travis Pijut [/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWFW0B9EBx0]Giggity[/url] Still, I can't believe you let that into the Sack, Deej. You must have a faulty circut somewhere. Now, where did I put that warranty paper. I know it's around here somewhere...
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  • DeeJ was hard at work in his [u]office space[/u] when he saw Urk doing a [u]quick change[/u] of ling-ling jars. The heads of [u]reservior dogs[/u] were his choice. Ronin, his seventh brother from [u]Oceans 11[/u], was [u]gone in 60 seconds[/u] never to be found. "[u]O brother where art though?[/u]" DeeJ said to himself. [Edited on 09.28.2012 5:37 PM PDT]
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  • A man named [b]Ronin[/b] was working in his [b]Office Space[/b] when he got a call that his brother was missing. He did a [b]Quick Change[/b] and was [b]Gone in 60 Seconds[/b] to go looking for him but got chased by some [b]Reservoir Dogs[/b] and while running his hat fell off. As he went to [b]Snatch[/b] up his dropped hat he yelled "[b]O Brother, Where Art Thou?[/b]. As he ran by a trash can he saw a copy of [b]Ocean's Eleven[/b] and threw it to scare off the dogs. A search and rescue unsuccessful, Ronin walked home alone in the [b]Heat[/b]. I apologize for the run-on.
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  • It's always nice to have the mailsack to look forward to after work. TGIF.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ALI217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IslocStarkiller Do they answer [b]all[/b] the questions? If not, I feel special! If they do, well, I don't feel special...[/quote] no they don't.[/quote] Yay!
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  • I feel kind of bad now for giving away the movie... I didn't even pay attention to see it was the challenge lol. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EZcompany2ndsqd [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bricypoo Heck yeah "O'Brother Where Art Thou?" is a great movie[/quote] Haha yeah it is[/quote]
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  • Nice read DeeJ! Your soon (tm) kills me a little bit inside though. Anyways, here's what probably happens at BUNGIE on a daily basis: .......... It was supposed to be an easy job; they just had to run into the [b]Office Space[/b] of Bungie, [b]Snatch[/b] the target, do a [b]Quick Change[/b] of clothes, then be [b]Gone in 60 Seconds[/b]. They had even hired Agent Ocean, a famed [b]Ronin[/b] from Japan, and Agent [b]Ocean's Eleven[/b] highly trained [b]Reservoir Dogs[/b], widely known for their ability to appear like a puddle of water. Everything was set, they even had a code for danger, a question that was to be asked in Old English. It all went well until they made it to the front door, where Jerome was waiting. In between the bloody smacks of his giant hammer, one could almost here the faint whispers of "[b]O Brother Where Art Though[/b]?" And Sages beard was safe... for now. .......... Tell me what you guys think. Do you think I should make it less realistic?
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  • 2nd page Finally a challenge I can attempt :D *Reading* Pictures: 1. Ocean's Eleven 2. Quick Change 3. O Brother, Where Art Thou? 4. Office Space 5. Reservoir Dogs 6. Ronin 7. Snatch 8. Gone in 60 Seconds Now to [Edited on 09.28.2012 3:05 PM PDT]
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  • I'm done with these challenges but this one is a great one that I might do just for fun. Later though :)
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  • [quote][b][u][i]ALI217's submission[/b][/u][/i][/quote] [quote] (1)The man gazed out of the window, the rain had been battering the glass but had soon [b][u]gone in 60 seconds.[/b][/u] (2)The lights from the clubs in the street below reflected on the glass, the most prominent lights came from the club [b][u]Ocean's 11[/b][/u] which gave off a soothing blue before there was a [b][u]quick change[/b][/u] to an angry red. (3)The man gazed around his [b][u]office space[/b][/u] before settling his eyes on his captive who was sitting on a wooden chair, he suddenly [b][u]snatch[/b][/u]ed up his .44 magnum and pointed it at his victim's head. (4)"So [b][u]reservoir dog[/u][/b]..."he began to say, but as fast as lightning the captive shot up from his chair and kicked his captor in the stomach before knocking him out with a hook to the jaw, the "reservoir dog" stood breathing heavily before reaching into his pocket and pulling out his already ringing phone. (5)"[b][u]O brother where art thou[/b][/u]" said the voice on the other end, he waited a second before replying with the codeword "[b][u]Ronin[/u][/b]" . [/quote] [Edited on 09.28.2012 2:39 PM PDT]
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  • [quote]O Brother, where art thou? One Quick Change and one subtle Snatch, then you were Gone in 60 Seconds! Or were you simply running out of Office Space? Ronin! I say, go fetch Ocean's 11 Resevoir Dogs, we must find our dear brother. [/quote] [Edited on 09.28.2012 3:00 PM PDT]
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  • Cool stuff.
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  • Once upon a time in a galaxy far away..... Rest of the story will come Soon(TM).
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IslocStarkiller Do they answer [b]all[/b] the questions? If not, I feel special! If they do, well, I don't feel special...[/quote] no they don't.
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  • Do they answer [b]all[/b] the questions? If not, I feel special! If they do, well, I don't feel special...
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